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Pokemon jokes

pokemon-jokesHere is a great list with Pokémon jokes. If you don’t know what Pokémon is you have lived under a rock. Pokemon is originally from Japan and was created back in 1996. At first, it was only a television series where Ash would catch weird creature with poke ball, dual against others to become the ultimate pokemon master and such. With a big success, they made couple of games, then they made gaming card and so on. Today Pokémon is most known for the Pokemon go game on out smartphones. You can read much more about it here. Now onto some hilarious jokes:

    • Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
      The PokeBall
    • What do you call Pokemon droppings?
      Pika-POO!
    • What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
      Frost bite.
    • What’s the difference between playing Pokemon Go and going to Comic Con?
      At Comic Con you can catch a real life pokemon.
    • Why does a Squirtle cross the ocean?
      To get to the other tide!
    • How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
      Very carefully.
    • What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go to in France?
      Paras!

pokemon jokes for kidsAnd it doesn’t stop here, and soon we ar going to have the “call a daredevil Weedle joke”… but for now we will with Wailords.

    • What do wailords eat?
      Fish and ships.
    • What is a Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
      Whale of Fortune
    • What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
      Stop bugging me.
    • What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
      A LightBulbasaur.
    • What is a favorite sci-fi movie for Pokemon?
      Staryu Wars
    • What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
      Odor in the court!
    • Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
      Because of its bark!
    • What does a yellow pokemon say before teleporting?
      Abra-cadabra.
    • Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
      To get to the other tide!
    • How can you tell a pokemon likes baseball?
      Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
  • weird pokemon jokesAnd here comes a couple of Pokemon Dad Jokes:
    • What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
      A Pokemonsoon!
    • What type of car does a Pikachu drive?
      A volts-wagon.
    • What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
      Let’s rock!
    • What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
      I’m Zaptos intolerant!
    • Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
      Koffin’.
    • Why was Hypno so active today?
      It’s because he wasn’t Drowzee anymore
    • What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
      A spelling bee.

New Pokemon Jokes including the “Daredevil Weedle” joke

new pokemon jokesAnd we could poke it all night long…

    • Why should you never tell your Pokémon when you’re taking a shower?
      Because they might Pikachu(peek at chu)
    • What pizza does Lillipup like to order?
      Pupperoni pizza
    • What does Pokemon do when their tails fall off?
      They go to the re-tail store.
    • What kind of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin ?
      Legendary Pokemon
    • What do you call a daredevil weedle that does motorcycle stunts?
      Weedle Knievell
    • What kind of sandwiches do Haunters eat?
      Boo-logna sandwiches
    • What do you call a green Pikachu?
      A Pickle-chu!
    • How does a Pikachu make a baby laugh?
      By playing pika boo!
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Other funny pokemon jokes for kids to enjoy

small pokemonAre you ready for some more poke-jokes?

    • What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
      Magic-cop!
    • What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
      Buy more earplugs!
    • What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
      Whale of Fortune.
    • Which pokemon do soccer players like the most?
      GOALduck.
    • Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
      Arrrrr-ceus.
    • What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
      A Peak-A-Chewer!
    • What is a TV show about dancing that pokemon love?
      Dancing with the Staryus
    • Which college do pokemon go to?
      StarU.
    • What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
      Butterfree.
    • What do you call a pokemon who can’t move very fast?
      A slow poke.
    • Do you wanna go pokemon hunting tonight?
      Cause I wanna catch a Pikachu! (Peek-at-choo!)
    • Where can you buy dragon-type toys?
      At Hax’R’Us.
    • What do you call a bird-type Pokemon that you just traded off?
      Delibird.
    • Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?
      Charizard.
    • How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
      Poke Him On.
    • What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
      One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
    • Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
      Arrrrrr-bok.
    • Where does a Haunter like to water ski?
      Lake Erie
    • What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers and other tech?
      A Geek-achu!
    • Why does Aron dislike his dad?
      Because he’s too Aggressive.
    • Why can’t you use Delibird competetively?
      Because of the Santa Clause.
    • What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
      A copycat.
    • What is a favorite fruit for Pokemon?
      A Staryu fruit
    • What is a Pikachu’s favorite song?
      The Hokey Pokemon.

Pokemon-themed Lines for More Jokes (kind of Pokemon Dad Jokes)

funny pokemon jokesWhile there are plenty of short Pokemon jokes with some catchy punchlines, there are also some one liners that can make for a good laugh. Some may call a few of them lame jokes but there is always the chance that lame joke evolves into something enjoyable when delivered right. Here’s a few you can toss to an audience and see if you can catch em all:

  • If you were to join a pokemon contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
  • Hey girl, are you a Flareon? Cause you are one sexy fox
  • My love burns as bright as a Charizard’s tail
  • Are you a rare candy? Cause I feel a level up
  • Anyone likes to chew gum? Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday and its called Pika Chew
  • Call me a a Mismagius cause I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
  • My Pikachu misses me a lot, don’t worry, her aim is getting better
  • When a Pikachu ran into a Jolteon the other day, the energy in the room was more than electric.
  • A Pokemon was finding counting hard, he couldn’t get pat PikaTWO
  • I once asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go. He answered “Wynaut?”
  • My friend wanted to catch a pokemon but wanted to azelf-ie first.
Charlie Fox have made a compilation pokemon joke video.
https://youtu.be/JtZzy7Ul1ZU
This videoe was uploaded by “Charlie Fox”

So what did you think about our list with pokémon jokes? What’s your favorite pokemon joke? Yes, I know only those that had knowledge about pokemon would have made it to the end and even enjoy these pokémon jokes, but hey. Not everything is for everyone right? You can still have fun telling pokémon jokes either way, maybe even make new jokes for you to enjoy.

Don’t be a stranger, I will add more pokémon jokes in the future.

Have a great day.

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