Quotes
C-3PO Quotes
C-3PO Quotes – also known as See-Threepio or simply Threepio, this character is often seen in many pivotal story moments. This robot character is one of many quirky characters introduced in the Star Wars saga and turns into a companion for different characters. Throughout the epic, C-3PO delivers plenty of fun lines in all of his appearances. Here are some of the best C-3PO quotes we can list:
Top 10 C-3PO Quotes
- “Hello. I don’t believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations.”
– Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - “Taking one last look, sir. At my friends.”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - “Sometimes, I just don’t understand human behaviour.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “In the event I don’t make it back, I want you to know you’ve been a real friend, R2. My best one, in fact.”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - “We’re doomed!”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “This is madness!”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “This is all your fault.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Other Great C-3PO Quotes
- “I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships.”
– Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Don’t worry about Master Luke. I’m sure he’ll be all right. He’s quite clever, you know… for a human being.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Oh my! What have you done? I’m backwards! You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop head like you would be stupid enough to… ”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Well, don’t blame me. I’m an interpreter. I’m not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Irony, sir. I am mechanically incapable of speaking translations from Sith. I believe the rule was passed by the Senate of the Old Republic…”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - “For a mechanic, you seem to do an incessant amount of thinking.”
– Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - “Sir, I don’t know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - ‘Exciting’ is hardly the word I would choose.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “Listen to them! They’re dying, R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough! It’s all my fault! My poor Master.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “I do believe they think I am some sort of god.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “I’m rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honour.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short circuit.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I’ll gladly donate them.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Hang on tight, R2. You’ve got to come back. You wouldn’t want my life to get boring, would you?”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
C-3PO’s Funniest and Snarkiest Quotes
- “This isn’t the afterlife, is it? Are droids allowed here?”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - “In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
– Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - “You’ll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don’t let me catch you following me begging for help because you won’t get it.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Stop, please! I am not ready to die!”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Help! I think I’m melting! This is all your fault!”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “I’m programmed for etiquette, not destruction!”
– Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - “Will this agony ever end?”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - “He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Just open the door, you stupid lug!”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “Oh my goodness! Shut me down. Machines building machines. How perverse.”
– Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - “I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, ‘naked?’ My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!”
– Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - “That malfunctioning little twerp, this is all his fault.”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “My joints are freezing up.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Now don’t you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!”
– Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - “I am not sure this floor is entirely stable.”
– Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually, R2 has been known to make mistakes… from time to time.”
– Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - “Goodness! Han Solo! It is I, C-3PO. You probably don’t recognise me because of the red arm.”
– Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens - “How dare you! We’ve just met.”
– Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
We have plenty more Star Wars quotes to explore if you are interested and you may find some funny ones with our “Poe Dameron Quotes” or interesting ones with our “Padmé Amidala Quotes.”
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