50 Fun and Clever Cookie Jokes

Cookie Jokes – Do you leave out milk and cookies for Santa during the holidays? Whatever your answer, cookies are one of many treats to enjoy during the holiday season. With the many seasonal flavors that come out, there is a variety of cookies to enjoy. Just as there is a variety of flavors to enjoy, there is a range of jokes to enjoy as well.

No matter the food, there is always a funny joke about them. Whether it be a silly pun or a hilarious quip, there is a list of clever jokes about food like cookies. If you want to enjoy some great cookie jokes, here are some to share for fun:

• I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
• All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies. But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
• What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
• Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them.
• What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets? Ooh, snickerdoodles.
• How does the queen like her cookies? Decorated with royal icing.
• Why was the cookie so angry with the baker? He had a chip on his shoulder.
• Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
• How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed? With a cookie sheet.
• What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack? “Polly wanna cookie!”
• Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips? Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
• Two cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
• Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie? It’s a bit chewy.
• What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh.
• What kind of cookies do rich people like best? Fortune cookies!

Clever Cookie Jokes

• What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe!
• What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer? Cookie crumbs.
• What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.
• What is a monster’s favorite food? Ghoul Scout cookies.
• What do you say when two cookies are getting ready for their fight? “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
• Why should you never make too many cookies at once? It’s too big of a whisk.
• What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
• How does a German cookie greet people? Gluten-tag.
• Why did the baker get homesick? He tossed his cookies.
• How does a pirate react when he sees cookies? He says, “Ay mate, Chips Ahoy”.
• What hits the plate if you have cookie mix in the first, cracker on the second, and cookie dough on the third base? It is a cookie batter!
• What is the favorite cookie of a dragon? They love fire-crackers!
• Which type of cookie is an absolute delight for all species of apes? They usually love a chocolate chimp cookie.
• The oatmeal parents are raisin cookies and are doing a very good job.
• What did the cookie say to the baker? Thank you for raisin me.

Other Punny Lines About Cookies

• What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
• I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse.
• What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
• Did you hear what’s on every cookie’s reading list? Oreo and Juliet.
• What did the intergalactic cookie say to the other intergalactic cookie? Beam me up biscotti.
• What do you call a cookie that does magic? A bisc-wizard!
• What is the most favorite cookies of the vampires called as? ‘No-stake cookies’
• What do you call a snack thief? A crook-ie.
• What do you call a chocolate chip cookie that sings? A croon-ie!
• What kind of cookie is never on time? ChocoLATE ones.
• What do you call a cookie that’s always on time? Punctual-icious!
• What do you call a cookie in space? An astro-nomical treat!
• Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
• Why is the baker really good at his job? He isn’t afraid to take whisks.
• Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies.
• Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie.
• How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
• My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
• During Halloween, eat ghoul-scout cookies.
• The gingerbread man got locked out of his house because he lost his coo-keys.

If you want to enjoy more food related jokes, check out our Candy Jokes for Halloween and Jokes about Coffee.