The Top 35 Funniest Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes

Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes – Dinosaurs may be extinct these creatures have plenty of topics surrounding them. One of those topics happens to be jokes. While they may be considered large creatures and often described as majestic, people still find a way to make them funny. We all find different ways to make something fun as a way to make them relatable. Or we make jokes to give a different perspective of them. Among the different jokes, you can tell knock knock jokes are one way to make dinosaurs silly. Here are some of the best Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes for a giggle:

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dinosaur.
  Dinosaur who?
  Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Haven.
  Haven who?
  Haven you heard enough dinosaur knock knock jokes by now?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tye.
  Tye who?
  Tyrannosaurus wrecks everything that gets in his way!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sleepy.
  Sleepy who?
  Sleepy dinosaurs are called stega-snore-us!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Beats.
  Beats who?
  Beats me how they know so much about dinosaurs!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Waddle.
  Waddle who?
  Waddle I do with this dinosaur fossil I found?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Foss.
  Foss who?
  Fossils are dinosaur bones, you know!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dino.
  Dino who?
  Dino, I’m too scared to open the door!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dino.
  Dino who?
  This joke is dinomite!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dinosaur.
  Dinosaur who?
  Dinosaur because she didn’t stretch before running.

More Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Eggs.
  Eggs who?
  Eggs-tinct dinosaurs are known about because of their fossils!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dinosaurp.
  Dinosaurp who?
  Ha ha, you said dinosaur poo!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tea.
  Tea who?
  Tea rex had small hands!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Nun.
  Nun who?
  Nun of the dinosaurs are still alive!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ankle.
  Ankle who?
  Ankle-osaurus was a big armored dinosaur! (Ankylosaurus)

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Terry.
  Terry who?
  Terry Dactyl! (Pterodactyl)

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Try Sarah.
  Try Sarah who?
  Try Sarah tops! (Triceratops)

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Iggy.
  Iggy who?
  Iggy-uanodon were big dinosaurs! (Iguanodon)

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  T-Rex
  T-Rex who?
  There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Control freak dinosaur.
  Contr …
  Okay, now you say control freak dinosaur who?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  June.
  June who?
  June know how long the dinosaurs have been extinct?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ida.
  Ida who?
  Ida run fast if a dinosaur was chasing me!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie dinosaur would swallow you whole!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Lena.
  Lena who?
  Lena little too close to a dinosaur and he’ll eat you!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting dinosaur.
  Interrupting dinosaur w..
  ROAR!

OTHER DINOSAUR JOKES 

• What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A theSAURUS!

• What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.

• What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!

• What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

• What did the dinosaur use to build his house? A dino-saw.

• What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.

• Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!

• What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.

• Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story? Because their tales are so long.

• What do you call a paleontologist who naps on the job? Lazy bones.

Liked these jokes? Check out even more knock knock jokes with our “Christmas Knock Knock Jokes” and “Halloween Knock Knock Jokes“