Dumb jokes

Here is a category which consist only of dumb jokes. They are so dumb that they are on the verge of being funny. Don’t believe me? Read them and decide for yourself.

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    • What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
      Wipes his ass.
    • Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
      He’s all right now.
    • Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
      Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
      Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
      Man: No, I’m a barber.

    • I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
      And then it hit me.
    • Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
      Because he had a great fall.
    • What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?
      A zebra with a sun burn.
    • People wonder why I call my toilet “The Jim” instead of “The John.”
      I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”
    • What’s the tallest building in the world?
      The library, cause it has the most stories.
    • What is green and sits crying in the corner?
      The incredible Sulk.
    • I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance.
      The bitch pushed me, but I couldn’t really blame her.
    • Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
      There’s no point.
    • Why are pigs not allowed to ride bikes?
      Because they lack the thumbs to ring the bell.
    • Money doesn’t grow on trees, right?
      So why does every bank have so many branches?
    • How do trees get online?
      They log in.
    • What has four legs, one foot and one head?
      A bed.
    • Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
      Because he was outstanding in his field.
    • What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
      A small medium at large.
    • Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now?
      Andy has diabetes now.
    • Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.
      The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.
    • Why did the pig leave the party early?
      Because everyone thought he was a boar.

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    • One twin to the other: “You are ugly.”
    • What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    • How come oysters never donate to charity?
      Because they’re shellfish.
    • Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
      Because they’re dead.
    • Why are barns so noisy?
      Because all the cows have horns.
    • What do computers snack on?
    • What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?
      “We have a toot in common.”
    • Why can’t you trust an atom?
      Because they make up literally everything.
    • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
      You’re too young to smoke.
    • What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
      Where’s my sheep?
    • What do you call a bear with no teeth?
      A gummy bear.
    • What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?
      Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
    • Guess who I saw yesterday?
      Everyone I looked at.

    • How do fish get high?
    • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
      Everything’s fine. He woke up.
    • Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
      Because its head is so far up from its body.
    • What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
      It gets toad away.
    • Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert?
      Because they’re always stuffed.
    • The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms.
    • What did the janitor yell after he jumped out of the closet?
    • What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
      A waist of time.
    • You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other?
      There’s more geese on that side.
    • I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
      But when I got home, all the signs were there.

The last 12 dumb jokes

    • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
      Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
    • Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
      Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
    • How can you get four suits for a dollar?
      Buy a deck of cards.
    • What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
      One says, “Spit out your gum” and the other says, “Choo choo choo.”
    • Why is Peter Pan always flying?
      Because he never lands.
    • What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
      A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
    • What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck?
      “You can stay. Just don’t try to start anything.”
    • What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
      Get in the batmobile.
    • What’s so great about being a hitman?
      They all kill it.
    • Why didn’t the melons get married?
      Because they cantaloupe.
    • If April showers bring May flowers, what comes next in June?
    • A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
      Thank goodness it was a soft drink.
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