Sarcastic Quotes About Ex-Husbands

Sarcastic Quotes About Ex-Husbands – there are plenty of lines and quotes about ex-partners in life. They can range from bittersweet to thought-provoking and even funny. When it comes to sarcastic quotes about ex-husbands, they can also range in terms of tone. If you’re looking for a good set of sarcastic lines on the topic of exes, they can include interesting quotes and funny comebacks. These are just a few sarcastic lines about exes you can use for fun:

• “I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is getting better”
  
• “One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.”
  – Jill Scott
  
• “What I like best about our relationship is you’re no longer in it.”
  
• “Ex means thanks for the EXperience, our time has Expired, now Exit my life.”
  
• “Why experiment on animals when there’s ex-husbands?”
  
• “Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?”
  
• “I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”
  – Natalya Vorobyova
  
• “I thought you took my breath away, but I was just suffocated with your BS.”
  
• “You look 100 percent better when I can’t see you.”
  
• “Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare”
  – Genereux Philip

More Interesting and Sarcastic Quotes About Ex-Husbands

• “Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?”
  
• “I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.”
  
• “Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bulls**t as well as I did.”
  
• “You’re not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.”
  
• “You were fake. I was great. Nothing personal.”
  
• “My ex husband is like bad diarrhoea. When I finally think he’s done with crazy stupid crap and relax a bit… there it goes again!”
  
• “Ran into my ex… so I put it in reverse and hit him again”
  
• “Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and makes us want to leave footprints on their face”
  
• “Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate”
  
• “Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.”
  

Additional Quips Lines About and For Ex-Partners

• “Oh so your dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich.. want those leftovers too?”
  
• “I used to be married but I’m better now”
  
• “I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex… I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after finding a diamond.”
  – Starley Ard
  
• “My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.”
  
• “When I kissed Henry I wasn’t imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.”
  – Lisa Lutz
  

Check out even more sarcastic quotes with our “Sarcastic Quotes About Being Ignored” and “Sarcastic Quotes About Deadbeat Dads.”