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Ferris bueller quotes
Ferris Bueller quotes comes from the movie “Ferris Bueller’s day off” from 1986. It’s an American comedie, reflecting a teen’s life in high school. A comedy that contains quite a few good quotes that are used to this day. The leading role is played by the famous actor Matthew Broderick.
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- “Pardon my french, but you’re an a–hole!”
– Cameron
- “Pardon my french, but you’re an a–hole!”
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- “The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.”
– Cameron
- “The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.”
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- “The question isn’t what are we going to do. The question is what aren’t we going to do.”
– Ferris
- “The question isn’t what are we going to do. The question is what aren’t we going to do.”
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- Cameron: I’m dying.
Ferris: You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.
- Cameron: I’m dying.
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- “Bite the big one, Junior!”
– Jeanie
- “Bite the big one, Junior!”
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- Ferris Bueller: “Do you have a kiss for daddy?”
Sloane Peterson: “Are you kidding?”
Ed Rooney: “Hmmm, so that’s how it is in their family.” - Ferris: “If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”
Cameron: “You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.”
- Ferris Bueller: “Do you have a kiss for daddy?”
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- “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
– Ferris
- “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
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- “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris
- “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
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- “I weep for the future.”
– Chez Quis Maitre ‘d
- “I weep for the future.”
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- “Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.”
– Ferris
- “Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.”
Amazing Ferris bueller quotes
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- Ferris Bueller: “Speak any English?”
Garage Attendant: “What country do you think this is?”
- Ferris Bueller: “Speak any English?”
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- Druggie: “You never told me your name.”
Jeanie: “Well, it’s Jeanie but most guys call me Shawna.”
Druggie: “Ok, Jeanie.”
- Druggie: “You never told me your name.”
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- “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I’m not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? It still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car!”
– Ferris
- “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I’m not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? It still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car!”
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- “It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.”
– Ferris
- “It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.”
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- “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
– Cameron
- “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
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- “I think I see me dad.”
– Cameron
- “I think I see me dad.”
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- Sloane Peterson: “What are you interested in?”
Cameron Frye: “Nothing.”
- Sloane Peterson: “What are you interested in?”
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- Cameron Frye: “What did I do?”
Ferris Bueller: (Looking back at him) “You killed the car.”
- Cameron Frye: “What did I do?”
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- “I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go.”
– Cameron
- “I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go.”
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- “Cameron is so tight, that if you stick a lump of coal up his bottom, and twist, you’d have a diamond.”
– Ferris Bueller
- “Cameron is so tight, that if you stick a lump of coal up his bottom, and twist, you’d have a diamond.”
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- “First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!”
– Ferris Bueller
- “First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!”
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- “Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!”
– Cameron
- “Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!”
More of the best Ferris Bueller quotes
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- “If anybody needs a day off, it’s Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can’t be wound this tight and go to college. His roommate’ll kill him. I’ve come close myself. But I like him. He’s a little easier to take when you know why he’s like he is. The boy cannot relax. Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
– Ferris Bueller - The Principal: “I wouldn’t trust that kid as far as I could throw him.”
Grace: “Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn’t be throwing anybody.” - “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
– Ferris Bueller - Oh, I’m sorry I can’t come to the door right now. I feel that in my weakened condition I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
– Ferris Bueller - “This is my ninth day missed. Cameron, I’m not doing this for me, I’m doing this for you.”
– Ferris Bueller - “You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
– Ferris Bueller - “In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone?… the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?… raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. ‘Voodoo’ economics.”
– Teacher in economics
- “If anybody needs a day off, it’s Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can’t be wound this tight and go to college. His roommate’ll kill him. I’ve come close myself. But I like him. He’s a little easier to take when you know why he’s like he is. The boy cannot relax. Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
More Ferris bueller quotes
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- “Not that I condone facism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”
– Ferris Bueller
- “Not that I condone facism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”
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- “Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!”
– Ferris
- “Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!”
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- “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”
– Ferris
- “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”
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- Economics Teacher: “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”
Economic Student Simone: “Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
Economics Teacher: “Thank you, Simone.”
Economic Student Simone: “No problem whatsoever.”
Economics Teacher: “Frye? Frye? Frye?”
- Economics Teacher: “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”
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- “Who the hell was that?”
– Girl on Trampoline
- “Who the hell was that?”
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- “It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”
– Ferris
- “It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”
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- “I am not going to sit on my bottom as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
– Cameron
- “I am not going to sit on my bottom as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
- “Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportsos, the motorheads, geeks, slots, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
– Grace
Here is a video with Ferris Buellers quotes (Created by Neckisstiff)
Matthew Broderick a teenager in the film pretends sick to get out of school. Along with two other friends, they take out traveling and experiencing lot of things. The movie appeals to the younger audience.
