A Top 50 List of Funny Christmas Greetings

Funny Christmas Greetings – When it comes to Christmas greetings and wishes, there is no shortage of sweet and thoughtful messages. Outside of cheerful holiday greetings, however, there is also a list of hilarious greetings to share with friends, family, and more. If you are someone who enjoys a laugh, there are plenty of cheeky messages that can be sent for the holidays.

From wishes that poke at the spending of gifts to cheerful quips at friends about the naughty list, there are a variety of hilarious messages to send. And it’s not even limited to friends and family. You can also share a selection of funny greetings for colleagues and even partners. If you want to bring some laughter for the holidays, here are some funny Christmas greetings to share:

• Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.
• Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!
• Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
• Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
• Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
• I wish you seasons eatings! Merry Christmas
• May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!
• May the Christmas season fill our home with joy, hearts with love, and everything I put on my wish list
• Merry Christmas to the one who turns every holiday into a romantic comedy. May our love story have a sequel!
• Here’s to a holiday season where the only thing on our to-do list is enjoying the festive atmosphere with a cup of cocoa in hand.
• Here’s to a holiday season with fewer misplaced packages and more neighborly bonding.
• May your Christmas wishes come true faster than you can say ‘abracadabra.’
• Here’s to a holiday season where your sweater is the only thing tacky – not your gift choices.
• May your holiday season be filled with joy, laughter, and a strategic plan for unwrapping presents.
• The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

More Cheeky and Funny Christmas Greetings

• Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
• Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case.
• For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
• I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it. Merry Christmas anyway.
• I really hope you love the present that you forced me to buy you six months ago. Happy holidays you lovable brat!
• I don’t usually write Christmas cards, but when I do, I usually write the same thing in all of them. Happy Christmas!
• Oh no, Christmas has been canceled! I told him you’d been good this year and he died from laughter. Merry Christmas!
• Whoever sang “All is calm” at Christmas has clearly never met our family. Here’s to many more whacky Christmas holidays with our crazy relatives!
• Here’s to a white Christmas! And if we run out of white, we’ll simply drink the red. Merry Christmas old friend!
• I’d love to spoil you with a special Christmas gift, but we drank all the money last night. Happy holidays!
• Here’s to a Christmas bonus so big it makes even Santa jealous.
• May your Christmas be filled with large smiles and festivities, but not with a big belly. Merry Christmas!
• Here’s to a holiday season filled with more laughter and less stress – the perfect way to end the year on a high note.
• I hope Santa leaves a lot of presents in front of your door so you can share them with me. Wishing you a merry Christmas.
• Don’t worry about how to celebrate the Christmas eve. I know you are going to sleep anyway. Merry Christmas.

Other Hilarious Holiday Messages

• I’ll declare war if you throw a snowball at me. Let’s make this the happiest Christmas we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!
• Remember, Santa only brings gifts to the nice ones. It looks like you are safe – for now! Merry Christmas!
• I know you are grouchy, but I wish your Christmas to be merry! Best wishes to you!
• May your Christmas be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
• This holiday season, let’s focus on what’s really important: the food. Save me a space at the table, my friend!
• Once again, it’s the most wine-derful time of the year. See you at the booze table!
• Congratulations on retaining your position as my best friend for yet another Christmas season. To many more!
• Christmas is a time to focus on the most important things in life: joy, love, and avoiding your intolerable family members. We’ll get through this together!
• May our Christmas movie marathons be as romantic as the scenes we pretend not to cry at.
• Here’s to a Christmas filled with more sweet moments and fewer awkward mistletoe encounters.
• Here’s to a holiday season filled with love as enduring as our favorite song on repeat.
• Here’s to a Christmas break so relaxing that it feels like an extended coffee break – with cookies on the side, of course.
• Wishing you a Christmas as magical as Santa’s sleigh ride – minus the reindeer drama.
• Christmas is about spending time with the people you love most. So make sure you spend all your time with me tomorrow, you jerk!
• Christmas calories don’t count, so eat, drink, and be happy – it’s the scientifically proven holiday rule!
• May your Christmas be spent eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget brushing your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!
• Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Are you feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!
• As you all prepare to send me Christmas wishes one by one, let me remind you that sending cash money can also be an alternative!
• May this Christmas be really busy for you as the rest of the year was kinda blah. Have a tremendous time. Lots of love.
• Congratulations on making it to the top five of Santa’s naughty list once again. You are truly a gem of a friend!

Check out more fun holiday lines with our Funny Christmas Quotes and Santa Jokes for Christmas.