A 30+ List of the Top Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes

Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes – We all enjoy a good Friday. Especially when it means getting to celebrate the upcoming weekend. We all enjoy Fridays in different ways, whether it’s with a night out or spending a relaxing evening at home. Among the different ways, you can enjoy a Friday, getting a laugh can be one of them. Finding something to laugh about in a day can be a great way to get through some tough moments. A good laugh can go a long way even if it’s something as simple as a quirky line. If you need something to help brighten your Friday, here are some Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes to enjoy:

• “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.”
  – Hanna Rhoades
  
• “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.”
  – Debasish Mridha
  
• “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
  – Amy Neftzger
  
• “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.”
  – Nanea Hoffman
  
• “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”
  – Rico
  
• “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
  – James Johnson
  
• “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.”
  – Kathy Griffin
  
• “It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.”
  – George Jones
  
• “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
  – Amy Neftzger
  
• “On Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.”
  – Nanea Hoffman

More Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes

• “Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!”
  – Kate Summers
  
• “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…”
  – Parag Tipnis
  
• “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.”
  – Stephen King
  
• “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
  – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  
• “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!”
  – Neil Leckman
  
• “Friday, my second favorite F-word.”
  – Darynda Jones

• “Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my “WOO HOO!” for Friday.”
  
• “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
  
• “There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.”
  
• “It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.”
  
• “Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.”
  
• “I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.”
  
• “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”
  
• “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”
  
• “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.”
  

Other Humurous Lines for a Friday

• “How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.”
  
• “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.“”
  
• “Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
  
• “Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.”
  
• “Who cares about Thursday’s happy hour when Friday is upon us?”
  
• “The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays… I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down…, I think I have it all backwards…! Friday is funny!”
  
• “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.”

Have more laughs with our “Funny Good Morning Quotes” or check out other Friday lines with our “Motivational Friday Quotes and Wishes.”