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A 30+ List of the Top Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes

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Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes – We all enjoy a good Friday. Especially when it means getting to celebrate the upcoming weekend. We all enjoy Fridays in different ways, whether it’s with a night out or spending a relaxing evening at home. Among the different ways, you can enjoy a Friday, getting a laugh can be one of them. Finding something to laugh about in a day can be a great way to get through some tough moments. A good laugh can go a long way even if it’s something as simple as a quirky line. If you need something to help brighten your Friday, here are some Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes to enjoy:

  • “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.”
    Hanna Rhoades
  • “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.”
    Debasish Mridha
  • “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
    Amy Neftzger
  • “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.”
    Nanea Hoffman
  • “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”
    Rico
  • “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
    James Johnson
  • “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.”
    Kathy Griffin
  • “It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.”
    George Jones
  • “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
    Amy Neftzger
  • “On Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.”
    Nanea Hoffman

More Funny Friday Quotes & Wishes

  • “Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!”
    Kate Summers
  • “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…”
    Parag Tipnis
  • “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.”
    Stephen King
  • “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!”
    Neil Leckman
  • “Friday, my second favorite F-word.”
    Darynda Jones
  • “Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my “WOO HOO!” for Friday.”
  • “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
  • “There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.”
  • “It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.”
  • “Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.”
  • “I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.”
  • “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”
  • “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”
  • “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.”

Other Humurous Lines for a Friday

  • “How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.”
  • “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.“”
  • “Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
  • “Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.”
  • “Who cares about Thursday’s happy hour when Friday is upon us?”
  • “The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays… I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down…, I think I have it all backwards…! Friday is funny!”
  • “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.”

Have more laughs with our “Funny Good Morning Quotes” or check out other Friday lines with our “Motivational Friday Quotes and Wishes.”

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