The 30+ Best Funny Goodbye Quotes

Funny Goodbye Quotes – Not everyone is fond of goodbyes, but they have to be done. There are many ways one can say goodbye. Most often than not, a goodbye can be rather emotional. However, that is not always the case. Sometimes, a goodbye can end up being rather funny depending on the situation. These situations can range from a goodbye between friends to a cheerful farewell to a coworker for better opportunities. Goodbyes can be highly lightened when you slip something funny in the message. Whether it be something short and simple or an unexpected punchline, there are plenty of ways to make a goodbye funny. These funny goodbye quotes are a few examples of that:

• “Goodbye, don’t cry! We won’t!”
• “Goodbye, we will miss trying to avoid you around here!”
• “I am looking forward to not keeping in touch with you! So long!”
• “Oh, you’re going… who will I make fun of now? Bye!”
• “Farewell. Someone is really going to miss you. But, it is not going to be me!”
• “Come back with some amazing gifts. Else, don’t bother coming back. Goodbye!”
• “Not all goodbyes are sad, for example “Goodbye Class!”
• “If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.”
• “I will be missing till you return but will thank myself after receiving the awesome gifts from you. Bon voyage!”
• “It’s been nice journey with all of you inspite of the fact that some of you were born test my patience you know”
• “Your pics are hot, your work is not – and don’t let anyone fool you otherwise! Just kidding… keep the bandana on – it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!”
• “Without you, it will not be the same. Actually, things will get better! Farewell!”

More Funny Goodbye Quotes

• “Damn, who will be the stupid in my selfies now? Bye!”
• “I don’t know of a deeper pain than watching a friend leave… especially a friend who pays for my meals.”
• “Goodbye! We probably won’t miss you, I guess!”
• “Goodbye! I’m not trying to be funny but I hope the airline loses your luggage and you have no place to go but mine! Xoxo”
• “This goodbye better not be forever, else you’ll be cursed by me forever!”
• “Keep your tears to yourself as we say goodbye! I’m kidding, but I’ll miss you terribly.”
• “I don’t want you to go! I’m trying to stay positive but deep down inside I truly hope that you miss you flight”
• “Goodbye LA! That’s correct! I am history out here. I have received my flight ticket and am heading back home this weekend.”
• “Buffalo, I’ve got to go. Continue to flourish!”
• “Hello is deemed to be the proper form of greeting anyone since if you enter any room and say “goodbye”, it might bewilder lots of people out there.”
• “I bid you adieu. On the rebound, I’ll catch you.”
• “Okay, fry dude, bye!”

Other Hilarious Ways to Say Goodbye

• “So long, and thanks for all the fish!” – Douglas Adams
• “Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who’s already left.” – Robert Byrne
• “You know, they always say that sending gifts to friends is the best way to stay in touch. Bye!”
• “Goodbye to the team’s “Gossip Girl,” who will be missed not only for the gossip but also for her candor and caliber. Best wishes and good bye.”
• “I wish you the best and promise that if you don’t phone me at least once a week, I will track you down. and I’ll give you the biggest embrace possible!”
• “Goodbye. You won’t be missed at all. I’m joking. With you gone, the office will be vacant.”
• “Never look back now that you’re departing, my comrade. Goodbye.”
• “You’re finally leaving, something I feared would never happen! A huge relief!”
• “Hello, my fellow workers. Let’s not cross paths once more in the future.”
• “It’s fortunate that you’re leaving; nobody will have to suffer in the workplace anymore. I’m joking.”

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