Pick-Up Lines

Geeky Pick Up Lines

geeky pick up linesAre you a fan of the American Series “The Big Bang Theory” wherein the actors are Geeky yet funny at the same time? Then you are in for a smart ride because I have prepared pick-up lines just for you!  Geeky Pick Up Lines are for all ages suitable for any occasion. Whether you’re a nerd or a geek, it’s all the same! The reason why you’re here is to indulge yourself with a huge collection of nerdy and geeky pick-up lines, right? 

Unleash the brainy persona in you and spread the flirty yet dorky punch lines in this collection like wildfire!

    • Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
    • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
    • Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
    • Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
    • Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
    • If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
    • Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
    • Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
    • Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
    • You’re sweeter than fructose.
    • A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
    • Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
    • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
    • You make my software turn into hardware!
    • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
    • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
    • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
    • You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
    • Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
    • You’re more special than relativity.
    • My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
    • How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
    • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
    • You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
    • I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
    • I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    • Let’s hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
    • Whenever you and me get together, it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
    • My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.

TOP 20 Geeky Pick Up Lines

    • Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
    • If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    • Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
    • I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
    • Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
    • Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.
    • You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
    • Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.
    • Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.
    • I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.
    • I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
    • I’d like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves.
    • My love is like a fractal… It goes on forever!
    • You must be a 90º angle… ‘Cause you’re looking right!
    • I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?
    • I don’t like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?
    • If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote … ‘Cause I always tend toward you!
    • My love for you is like an exponential curve… It’s unbounded.
    • You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
    • If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.

Hilarious  Geeky Pick Up Lines

    • If you were sine squared I’d be cosine squared… And together we would be one!

    • Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
    • I know you like adding numbers… So could you please add yours to my contacts?
    • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me.
    • My love for you is like √(-1)… Complex, but not imaginary!
    • I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
    • You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
    • I lava you! Do you lava me?
    • Excuse me, but I’m having trouble walking. I think I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
    • Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
    • I’m no Star Lord, but you’ve got my pelvic sorcery hooked on a feeling.
    • You look more like a Romulan, but I’d mind meld with you any day.
    • Are you from Mordor? Because you could melt my precious.
    • Are you from Krypton, too, or are you just naturally super?
    • It’s a good thing we’re not Lannisters, because you look nothing like my sister.
    • Do you have the AllSpark? Because you’re making my pants transform.
    • I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
    • Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
    • You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
    • I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
    • If I was a drum, I’d let you bang me all day long!
    • Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
    • Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
    • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    • Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
    • I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we me. Now, I can’t get past “u.”

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