50 Hilarious and Punny Hot Chocolate Jokes

Hot Chocolate Jokes – There are plenty of warm drinks to enjoy during a cold or rainy day. When it comes to the winter season, a popular drink for the cold weather is hot chocolate. While not everyone is a sweet lover, hot chocolate is a classic that can be enjoyed in different ways. Just as there are different ways to enjoy hot chocolate, there are different opinions about the drink. Among these opinions are some clever quips that poke at the sweet drink. Many food and drinks have jokes about them and hot chocolate is not exempt. From funny puns to clever one-liners, there are plenty of hilarious jokes about the warm drink to enjoy. Some great examples of hot chocolate jokes are as follows:

• What do you call a frozen hot chocolate? A cold case!
• What do you say when you spill hot chocolate on your lap? “Hot chocolate on me!”
• What did the hot cocoa say to the cold weather?  “I’ll never let you chill my vibes!”
• Why do some not like putting a lid on their hot chocolate? They like to keep their options open.
• How do you know if your hot cocoa has a secret crush on you?  It always steams up when you’re around.
• What do you call a hot chocolate that’s always getting into trouble with the fire department?  A hot cocoa catastrophe.
• Why don’t snowmen drink hot cocoa?  They prefer it on the rocks.
• How does hot cocoa make friends?  It blends in with everyone!
• Why did the cocoa go to therapy?  It had too many marshmallows bottled up inside.
• Why did the hot cocoa break up with the coffee?  It found a new flame – marshmallows!
• Why did the hot cocoa break up with the coffee?  It found someone richer.
• Why did the hot cocoa go to school?  It wanted to get steamed!
• What do you say to a cup of hot cocoa that’s feeling cold?  “Stay warm, my friend!”
• Why did the hot cocoa bring a ladder to the party? It heard the punchline was on a higher level!
• A woman ordered a hot chocolate at a restaurant and the blonde waitress brought her a Hershey bar and a match.

Clever Hot Chocolate Jokes

• What do you call a hot chocolate that’s always getting into trouble with the law?  A mugshot.
• What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?  Ice-cold hot chocolate!
• Why did the hot chocolate go to the police? Cause it got mugged.
• What do you call a cup of hot cocoa with a top hat?  Sir Sips-a-lot.
• What’s a hot cocoa’s favorite genre of music?  Hot-hop!
• What do you call a hot cocoa that tells jokes?  A laugh-a-mug!
• How do you know hot cocoa is good at math?  It can always solve for “x”tra marshmallows!
• How do you make a good hot chocolate joke?  Stir it up!
• Why was the hot chocolate sad?  It felt too whipped.
• Why did the cookie go to the hot chocolate’s house?  To get dunked!
• What do you call a snowman who is bad at making hot chocolate?  A frost-burner.
• How does a cup of hot cocoa greet its friends? “Hot-cha-cha!”
• What’s a snowman’s favorite way to drink hot cocoa?  From a chill-ed mug!
• What’s the most famous hot cocoa in Hollywood?  The mug of Meryl Sweet!
• Why did the hot cocoa go to therapy?  Because it had a marshmallow-llow complex!

Other Punny Jokes

• What kind of Valentine’s Day drink is never on time? Hot ChocoLATE.
• What do you call a happy cup of hot cocoa?  A cocoa-late!
• How does hot chocolate like to travel?  By cocoa-nut!
• Why was the lady crazy for hot chocolate? Because she was a cocoanut!
• Why did the hot chocolate get a speeding ticket?  It was going cocoa loco.
• What do you call a hot chocolate that’s always getting lost ? A cocoa-nut head.
• What do you call a shy cup of hot cocoa?  A cocoa-in-a-shell!
• What do you call a hot chocolate that you can’t trust? A cocoa-conspirator!
• Why did the hot cocoa take up painting?  It wanted to become a master hot-coco-rist!
• What did the hot cocoa say when it won an award?  “I’m feeling ex-coco-lent!”
• Why did the hot chocolate go to school? It wanted to get a PhD in chocolatology!
• What do you call a hot chocolate that’s always getting into fights?  A cocoa-nut brawler.
• What do you call a group of hot cocoas playing music together?  A cocoa band!
• What did the hot cocoa say to the whipped cream?  “I can’t espresso how much I love you!”
• What did the marshmallow say to the hot cocoa?  “We’re in this together, ‘mallow-lyfe forever!”
• What’s hot cocoa’s favorite dessert?  S’more hot cocoa!
• Why was the hot chocolate cold? Because it forgot to bring its marsh-mittens!
• How does hot cocoa greet its friends?   Cocoa-pleased to meet you!
• How does a cup of hot cocoa wish you a good morning?  “Have a mug-nificent day!”
• What’s a ghost’s favorite hot chocolate? Ghoul-ate!

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