30+ Hilarious Jokes about coffee

Jokes about Coffee – Coffee, whether you love it or don’t there are plenty to say about the beverage. There is especially plenty of jokes about caffeine and people’s love for it. And no, it’s not just pure coffee puns that make good coffee jokes. Of course, punny jokes can still be fun, Food Knock Knock Jokes and Banana Knock Knock Jokes are proof of this. There are just plenty of fun jokes with coffee-related punchlines to them to enjoy. Here are just a few Jokes about Coffee that shows just that:

• Soup of the day: Coffee.
• I’m about to have a dangerous cup of coffee… Safe tea first, though.
• Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee…I really should move that mirror.
• If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
• If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
• Bad news: I spilled coffee on my keyboard. Good news: It’s all under control.
• Dad likes his iced coffee like he likes the thermostat: COLD.
• I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car. Now everyone waves at me.
• Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.

Other Jokes About Coffee

Coffee jokes may just be one type of joke among jokes about food, but they can still be fun to laugh at, and the following extra jokes are additional lines to enjoy:

• What do waiters who don’t bring the coffee quickly enough get? Lukewarm applause
• How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee? You channel surf faster without the remote.
• How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
• Yeah, we got a new espresso machine last week. The old one was shot to death
• There is a time and a place for decaf coffee…
• Never, and in the trash.
• A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go. The coffee gets up and leaves.
• I tried brewing my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.
• People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning
• No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
• Someone stole my coffee cup from work today.
• I’m just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
• Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

Coffee Puns

At the end of the day, puns and jokes like “Walk into a Bar Jokes” and “Why did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes” are classic and these are a few to bring a laugh:

• You mocha me very happy.
• Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
• You’re brew-ti-ful.
• I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
• Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
• We’re the perfect blend.
• It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
• Where have you bean all my life?
• I drink so much coffee at work, I consider it part of my daily grind.
• Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
• I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.
• I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.