35+ Silly Jokes for Friends

Jokes for Friends – When you make friends, there’s always a chance of making inside jokes between each other. However, it’s always great to share jokes you find with one another. Who doesn’t need a good laugh on some days? With good friends around, you can always find something to laugh about. Jokes aren’t for everyone, sure, but there a few jokes you can share among friends just for fun. If you need a good laugh to share with your friends, here are some jokes you can use:

• A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier
• We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
• “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” Unknown
• We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
• Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
• There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate
• I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.
• You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
• You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
• I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
• If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
• I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

One Liner Jokes to Share

Something quick and witty is always fun to share. Sure, something like “Walk into a Bar” and “Dating Me is Like” jokes, but these one liners are also great for a giggle to share with friends:

• Friendship goes onion and on.
• A and C were going to prank their friend…But they just letter B.
• An apple a day really can keep the doctor away … but only if you aim it well.
• Good news to share. My IQ test came back negative!
• You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.
• If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Just remember that if you lose your shoe at the party tonight, it’s not cause it’s a fairytale… it’s cause you’re drunk
• Anybody who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand
• Buffet” is a French word that means “get up and get it yourself.
• To see a man’s true face, look to the photos he hasn’t posted.
• Conscience: the small voice that makes you feel smaller.
• The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.
• I used to believe that all things must pass—until I got stuck behind a school bus.
• If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• A new study shows that one-third of people don’t floss, while the other two-thirds couldn’t answer with all the local anesthetic in their mouths.

Pun Jokes for Friends

Pun jokes may not be for everyone, but classics like “Animal Knock Knock Jokes” and “Why did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes” are nice to keep in hand for a surprise. You can also go for silly jokes like “Giraffe Jokes.” For now, let’s have a good chuckle with some good food puns:

• Why won’t it hurt if you hit your friend with a 2-liter of soda? Because it’s a soft drink!
• Why do mushrooms get invited to all the best parties? He was a fun-gi!
• Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
• Can you fix broken tomatoes? Yes, make them into a paste.
• What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it did not peel well.
• What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
• Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
• What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.