30+ Fun and Cheeky Pumpkin Spice Jokes

Pumpkin Spice Jokes – The fall season features many things for different people. One highlight of the season for some is the rise of pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice is a flavoring you’ll find just about everywhere during the fall season. From pumpkin-spiced baked goods to the well-known pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks, there is a variety of treats that feature the flavoring.

However, this does not mean that everyone is a fan of the flavoring. With how hyped it’s become over the years, there are more than a few quips about it. Whether it be clever puns or a simple poke at it’s effects, there are plenty of pumpkin spice jokes to enjoy like the following:

• I have seasonal allergies. I’m allergic to pumpkin spice.
• Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? To make them even more basic.
• We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It’s for autumnmobiles.
• How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.
• Which English pop singer is most popular during the Thanksgiving holiday? Pumpkin Spice.
• Why do zombies love the fall? Because everyone has pumpkin spice on the brains!
• Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter? Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter
• Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it’s so basic
• What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.
• I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes… Naturally, I coded in BASIC
• The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”
• I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte. It was a millennial falcon. 

Punny Pumpkin Spice Jokes

• Life is gourd when you have a pumpkin spice to sip.
• I love pumpkin spice a latte.
• When it’s not pumpkin spice latte season, I’m depresso.
• Pumpkin spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
• This is a gourd-geous pumpkin spice latte
• I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.
• He was latte, as he had to pick up a pumpkin spice on his way.
• When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice, but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
• Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe
• Don’t even chai to talk to me until I’ve had my pumpkin spice latte.

Other Cheeky Jokes About Pumpkin Spice

• Sorry I’m latte — I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
• I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.
• It’s no surprise that there are more than 500 pumpkin spice products on the market today!
• Call me a hipster, because I sipped my PSL before it was cool.
• What pumpkins order at Starbucks? Human-spice latte
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice who? Time to pumpkin spice up the night!
• Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.
• Me plus PSL = Squashgoals.
• Pumpkin spices who like sugary beverages love to drink pumpkin spice lattes.
• Hello? Is it pumpkin spice latte season you’re looking for?
• How do you know when a pumpkin is really ripe? It has a pumpkin-spice aroma.
• Do you know why ghosts love to appear in graveyards? It’s because it’s all about the pumpkin spice.

If you want to enjoy more jokes for the fall season, check out our Pumpkin Jokes for Halloween and Monster Jokes.