Animal knock knock jokes are simple, silly, and easy to remember. That is exactly why kids love them. This collection brings together funny jokes about dogs, cats, cows, ducks, monkeys, owls, sharks, and more. Some are cute. Some are cheesy. All of them are clean, light, and made to get a quick laugh.
Best Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Let’s start with some of the funniest and easiest ones to tell.
1. Ruff Day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ruff.
Ruff who?
Ruff day? This dog joke should help.
2. Moo-ve Over
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Moo-ve over. There is a cow at the door.
3. Owl Tell You
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl tell you another joke if you let me in.
4. Quack Open Up
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door before I waddle away.
5. Purr-fect Timing
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect timing. I came with a cat joke.
6. Neigh-bor Visit
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neigh.
Neigh who?
Neigh-bor horse stopping by for a laugh.
7. Hoppy to See You
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoppy.
Hoppy who?
Hoppy to see you, said the bunny.
8. Bee Nice
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee nice and laugh at this one.
9. Whale, Whale, Whale
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale… look who answered.
10. Roar You Ready?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roar.
Roar who?
Roar you ready for a lion joke?
Animal Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
These are extra easy, extra clean, and great for school, home, or road trips.
11. Duck Down
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck down. This joke is flying in fast.
12. Oink You’ll Laugh
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Oink you’ll laugh at this pig joke.
13. Baa Baa Bedtime
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baa.
Baa who?
Baa-baa bedtime? Not before one more joke.
14. Tiny Mouse
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squeak.
Squeak who?
Squeak softly. A tiny mouse is here.
15. Ribbit Right In
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ribbit.
Ribbit who?
Ribbit right in. The frog came to visit.
16. Waddle You Do?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if a penguin tells jokes better than you?
17. Hop To It
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hop.
Hop who?
Hop to it. This bunny does not like waiting.
18. Peep Peep
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peep.
Peep who?
Peep the little chick at the door.
19. Splash Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Splash.
Splash who?
Splash open the door before the fish forgets the punchline.
20. Shell We Laugh?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shell.
Shell who?
Shell we laugh now, or wait for the turtle?
Dog and Cat Knock Knock Jokes
Pet jokes are always easy winners because kids know these animals so well.
21. Bark Twice
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bark.
Bark who?
Bark all you want, I am still coming in.
22. Paws a Minute
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws a minute and hear this puppy joke.
23. Fetch a Smile
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fetch.
Fetch who?
Fetch a smile. I brought a dog joke.
24. Meow Is the Time
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow is the time to laugh.
25. Hiss-terical
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hiss.
Hiss who?
Hiss-terical cat joke just arrived.
26. Tabby Honest
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby honest, this one is pretty funny.
27. Tail Me Again
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail me again why that puppy is wagging so hard.
28. Kitten Around
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten around is what I do best.
Farm Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Farm animals make great knock knock jokes because their sounds are already half the fun.
29. Cow Says Moo
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly. A cow says moo.
30. Cluck Me In
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cluck.
Cluck who?
Cluck me in. I have a chicken joke.
31. Hay There
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hay.
Hay who?
Hay there. I heard you like horse jokes.
32. Ham So Glad
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ham.
Ham who?
Ham so glad you opened the door.
33. Wool You Laugh?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wool.
Wool who?
Wool you laugh if I tell another sheep joke?
34. Goat to Be Kidding
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to be kidding. That was funny.
35. Bill Me Later
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill me later, said the duck.
36. Hee-Haw Knew It
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hee.
Hee who?
Hee-haw knew this donkey would show up.
Jungle and Zoo Animal Knock Knock Jokes
This section gets a little wilder with monkeys, lions, elephants, and more.
37. Banana Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana let me in, said the monkey.
38. Pride Open Up
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pride.
Pride who?
Pride open the door before the lion roars again.
39. Trunk Call
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trunk.
Trunk who?
Trunk call. The elephant is waiting.
40. Stripe Yourself Ready
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stripe.
Stripe who?
Stripe yourself ready for a zebra joke.
41. Tall Story
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tall.
Tall who?
Tall me why the giraffe keeps bumping the top of the door.
42. Pounce You Answer
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pounce.
Pounce who?
Pounce you answer, the tiger can stop waiting.
43. Koala-fied
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala-fied to tell the cutest joke here.
44. Hungry Hippo
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hungry.
Hungry who?
Hungry hippo here, and I also want snacks.
Bird and Sea Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Birds and ocean animals bring some of the silliest punchlines in the whole list.
45. Whoo’s There?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whoo.
Whoo who?
No need to sound like an owl.
46. Polly Want Another?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly want another joke after this one?
47. Ice to Meet You
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, said the penguin.
48. Finn-ish Yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ish laughing yet, or should the shark try again?
49. Blue Whale Hello
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue whale says hello from the deep sea.
50. Claw Your Friends Over
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claw.
Claw who?
Claw your friends over. This crab joke is a good one.
The Silliest Animal Knock Knock Jokes to Tell Friends
These last ones are extra goofy and perfect when you want the jokes to get even cheesier.
51. Slow Down
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slow.
Slow who?
Sloooow down. The sloth is still talking.
52. Snail Time
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slug.
Slug who?
Slug the door shut? Please do not. I am almost done.
53. Llama Brighten Your Day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama just here to brighten your day.
54. Dam Glad You Answered
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dam.
Dam who?
Dam glad you opened the door.
55. Bat Around This Long
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you did not expect me to hang around this long.
Final Thoughts
Animal knock knock jokes work because they are quick, clean, and easy to share. You can use them at home, in the car, in the classroom, or anywhere kids need a small laugh. Some of these are extra cheesy, but that is part of the fun. Pick your favorites, tell them out loud, and see which ones get the biggest reaction.