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chevy-jokesThis list is all about Chevy jokes. There has always been a competition, a war, a fight, call it what you will; between those who favor Ford and those who would pick a Chevy. This list for the Ford guys. Remember this is only for fun, I’m not trying to offend anyone with these. If you are interested, I also have a category with Ford jokes. Enjoy.

    • What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
      “I’ll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy”?
      Sounds like a fair trade.
    • How many GM car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
      It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
    • What’s the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
      A tampon comes with its own tow rope.

Also funny Chevy truck jokes

    • How do you make a Chevy truck accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
      seconds?
      Push it off a cliff.
    • What do GMC Truck owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
      They’re both empty from the neck up.
    • How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
      You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
    • Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers?
      To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys.
    • Why did Chevrolet put a cross as their emblem?
      So you can pray to God the car starts.
    • Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
      So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
    • What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
      A miracle?
    • Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
      Because it gives Chevy owners something to do while they walk home.
    • What do you call Chevy passengers?
      Shock absorbers.
    • What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
      The bus schedule.
    • How do Chevy Volt owners drive?
      One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back.
    • What’s the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
      A shopping cart is easier to push.
    • How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
      Park it between two Fords.
    • Want to hear a car joke?
      Chevy Sonic.
    • Why don’t Chevy’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
      The tow truck takes most of the impact.
    • What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
      Customized.
    • Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
      To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
      shop.
    • According to a new poll, 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
      The other 9 percent own a Chevrolet.
    • How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
      Turn the engine off.
    • Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
      So they will save Ford’s gas when the Ford tows them away.

15 Chevy jokes and sayings

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?
      To push his Chevy into the shop.
    • How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
      Park it between two Fords.
    • Ashes to ashes,
      dust to dust.
      If it wasn’t for our Chevy’s,
      our tools would rust.
    • Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
      So the owners have someone to walk home with.
    • What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
      Would you like a tow home?
    • How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
      Put a Ford engine in it.
    • From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
      road. The rest made it home.
    • CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
      Engineering Techniques.
    • Speed Kills, Drive a Chevy and live forever.
    • Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
      rest.

More funny jokes on Chevy

    • Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say “Speed limit 65,
      Chevys-do the best you can”.
    • That’s not a leak, my Chevy’s just marking its territory.
    • Chevy, built like a rock, and runs like one too.
    • I could never keep a Chevy under me; I was always under the Chevy.
    • How do you double the value of a Chevy?
      Put gas in it.
    • What do you do when people ask if you have a Ford or a Chevy?
      I just Dodge the question.
    • Do you know what’s the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack?
      One had a Bronco pursuit and the other had Chevy Chase.

YouTube video with jokes about Chevy

Here is a funny video with some Chevy jokes.

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