Pick-Up Lines

Johnny Bravo Pick Up Lines

johnny bravo pick up linesJohnny Bravo is a famous and the main protagonist of the series, voiced by Jeff Bennet in Cartoon Networks. He is shallow, boorish, ill-mannered, and dim-witted traits lead to a severely incorrigible inability to attract women. He has no shortage of confidence, and  without fail thinking that all women want him. He has incredibly fast movements usually done to try to impress women. Johnny’s catch phrases are “She digs me!” and “Ohhh Momma!” after women hit him for refusing to leave them alone. We have compiled a number of Johnny Bravo Pick Up lines that surely crack you up.

“Oh, yeah! She wants me. ” —Johnny, after being rejected by a woman.

“Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!”

“Oh Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouthful of cavities.”

“Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams?”

“Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?”

“Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!”

“Man, it must be great being you watching me!”

“I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a capricorn, I’m a cancer!”

“You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?”

“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”

“Enough about you let’s talk about me”

“Hey 911 there’s a handsome guy in my house! oh wait it’s only me.”

“Hey baby, has anyone ever tell you i have beautiful eyes.”

“I’m pretty, you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other ?”

“YOU MISS MY FACE? Cause I MISS YOU SITTING ON IT, GIRL”

Flirting Johnny Bravo Pick Up Lines

“Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise”

“You look like the kinda girl that could use two.”

“You wanna do the monkey with me”

“Don’t worry, I won’t bite baby.”

“Hey there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under their clothes, would you?”

“Your boyfriend left you? Well… uh… what are you wearing?”

“Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”

“I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!”

“Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night”

“Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.”

“I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.”

“Hey baby, you look like you’ve got Bravo fever and I’m just what the doctor ordered.”

“Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice”

“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.”

Johnny Bravo Pick Up Lines Video

Unforgettable Johnny Bravo Pick Up Lines

“I got you a birthday present. Me.”

“Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed in a wrong direction. My house is this way.”

“Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?”

“Gosh you smell pretty, wanna smell me?”

“Your name must be Mickey, cause you’re so fine..”

“Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime minute!”

“Enough about me, let’s talk about me.”

“Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.”

“Come and get it, ladies. I’m yours for the takin’.”

“Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.”

“Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.”

“My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!

“Hey there, cutie pants…”

“Congratulations, baby… you are Johnny’s catch on the day.”

“Man, I am pretty!”

“You miss my face? Cause I miss you sitting on it, girl!”

“Did you see a gorilla around here?”

“I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.”

“Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel”

“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

“If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.”

“You understand what the dog says?”

“I Am Johnny Oh Mr Of The Universe”

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