Pick-Up Lines

Clever pick up lines

Clever-pick-up-linesSo you’ve decided to take a look at the clever pick up lines. The list is not very long at the moment, but I will add more over time. Be prepared that some may not understand these pick up lines, as some of them require specific knowledge such as physics, mathematics or chemistry.

    • If you held up 8 roses in the mirror, you would be able to see the 9 most beautiful things in the world.
    • Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
    • You make me wish I weren’t gay!
    • Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.
    • Your eyes are clearer than the ocean. I can see right through to your soul.
    • Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
    • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
    • You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.
    • My friend over there thinks you’re kind of cute, but I don’t think so. I think you’re gorgeous.
    • Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
    • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
    • You’re my favorite weakness!
    • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite one.
    • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
    • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
    • You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

Great selection of Clever pick up lines

    • If I followed you home tonight, would you promise to keep me?
    • Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
    • I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
    • I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
    • Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
    • Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
    • How about we flip a coin? If it lands on heads, you’re mine. If it lands on tails, I’m all yours.
    • Our smiles should touch now!
    • Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti Full.
    • Do you happen to love water? Good. That means that you love 80% of me.
    • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
    • With guns like these who needs a phaser?
    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
    • Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.
    • If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
    • I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.
    • Are you related to Yoda? Cause YODALICIOUS.
    • If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

The last 15 of Clever pick up lines

    • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
    • Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
    • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
    • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated with you.
    • Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
    • I want you to be my emergency contact person.
    • If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
    • If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
    • I’m inFATuated with you!
    • I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
    • Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
    • I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you!
    • You’re my cup of tea.
    • Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
    • Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Clever pick up lines for the clever ones

Looking for a person who likes, physics, chemistry or mathematics, some of these pickup lines are just the thing. People who aren’t as strong in these subjects, can have little difficulty understanding them. That way you can also go for just the right person to choose.

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