A Top 50 List of Funny Quotes About School

Funny Quotes About School – School, some people either love it or hate it. Whatever a person may feel about school, everyone can agree there is no shortage of jokes or something funny to say about the different topics and factors that fall under education. From waking up early to dealing with different teachers, there is a wide range of lines about the various topics that fall under the subject of school. While there are plenty of punny jokes and jokes with hilarious punchlines, there are just as many sarcastic and hilarious lines that have been delivered about school. The following are just some of the more Funny Quotes About School among the rest:

• You can take my body to school, but my spirit will not accompany me.
• Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.
• The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.
• School is a lot like toilet paper. You only miss it when it’s gone.
• The first day of school: The day when the countdown to the last day of the school begins.
• High School looks good on TV but in reality, it does not.
• What a way to spend your last day of school: not going to school.
• 1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
• I hate school because they never allowed teamwork during exams
• As long as there will be Maths in school I always pray to God.
•  My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench.
• School taught me never to quit but they never taught me when to stop and I’m still going away
• The only thing which excites me in the school was the lunchtime
• School is like government office it takes 12 years to get you done from the education
• My mother thinks that I go to school to learn but I go to school just to irritate my teachers

More Funny Quotes About School

• “I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.”
  – Kim Harrison
• “We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.”
  – Peter De Vries
• “There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.”
  – William Glasser
• “They told me that practice makes perfect in school.” After they told me that no one is flawless, I quit practicing.”
  – Steven Wright
• “In California, some high schools are requiring students to wear uniforms. They say uniforms create a safe, stable environment. Like the post office.” 
  – Jay Leno
• “My kid drives me nuts. For three years now he goes to a private school. He won’t tell me where it is.”  – Rodney Dangerfield
• “My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary column.”
  – Norm Crosby
• “Every class is drama class when you’re in high school.”
  – Timothy Bird
• “In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.”
  – Rodney Dangerfield.
• I don’t go to school to learn I go to school just to entertain others.
• I never attended my lectures at school 100% but I never skip any function.
• School is where we go to learn something from teachers but our teachers don’t know our future.
• I am like a Gangster in school the rest of the day but at the PTI I am like an employee begging in front of his boss for promotion
• Till school, I used to run after the toppers and then at college we all were at the same line of the downfall
• The school stands for So-Called House Of Old Labours

Additional Funny Lines Related to School

• “You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.”
  – Jay Mohr
• “Sunday is a teacher’s day of rest: the rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework, and grade the rest of the papers.”
  – Heidi McDonald
• “If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.”
  – Bill Gates
• In 300 BC Euclid invented geometry, and the grade F.
• There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July and August.
• I never attended my lectures at school 100% but I never skip any function
• Summer: The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are.
• I’m not attentive during the lecture but I’m very attentive during the attendance
• As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
• By choosing to be a teacher, you have entered an emotionally dangerous profession.
• My teacher always ask for not wasting time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time
• I used to follow one of my teachers because they said you should always follow your dream
• I like the time period of examinations because at home I’m treated like a king
• My principal trained me so hard that I can fight anyone in the streets
• My teacher took my calculator in the exam and then I asked for an answer from my friend
• If the exam is going to decide your success and success is not a one-day shot then how come the exam is 3 hours show?
• Everyone says to create your own identity, therefore, I decided to not wear my identity card
• My maths teacher told me nothing is impossible and she then can’t even draw a circle without a rounder
• My friend Mac never used to like to carry books in school as the teacher won’t like his writing, so he created his own Macbook
• I bring notes in the exam to cheat but I can’t remember which questions have got its answer

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