30+ Fun and Cheeky Pie Jokes for Fall

Pie Jokes – During the fall season, there are plenty of treats to enjoy, and one of them is pies. From pumpkin pies to apple pies or even pecan pies, there is no shortage of pies you can enjoy in the fall or even outside of it. Whatever pie a person may like or what season it may be, there’s plenty to say about pies.

With the wide variety of pies available, it is no surprise that there are also plenty of quips about them. There is little to no food that doesn’t have a joke about it or two. From cheeky puns to clever one-liners, pie jokes come in as many forms as pie flavors. Some great pie jokes to enjoy for the fall season are as follows:

• I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.
• Who was the pie’s favorite pop star? Pumpkin Pie Spice
• Did you know I have a pie truck that I drive around town? The pumpkin pie is $4, and the meat pie is for $8. These are the Pie-Rates of the Car I Be In!
• What did George Washington like for his Thanksgiving dessert? A cherry pie.
• Why did the police take away pumpkin pi’s driver’s license? Because he did not know when to stop.
• Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist? Because it needed a filling.
• If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids? None because the six kids ate them all already.
• Why did the sweet potato pie cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead.
• Why did the man eat pecan pie at the bank?  He wanted to eat rich food.
• What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t? It can look around.
• What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
• “Waiter, waiter, why is my apple pie all mashed up?!” “Sir, you did ask me to step on it.”

Punny Pie Jokes

• What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You’ll get autumn’y ache.
• What did the cherry pie say at the end of the fall dinner? Good-pie!
• What is the most beautiful pie? A pumpkin pie, since it is gourd-geous.
• What happened to the sailor who changed into a pumpkin pie? He became a squash-buckling pie-rate.
• What did the apple pie say when its friend asked for a slice? Pie not.
• Why did the other pies stop playing with Pecan Pie during recess? Because it was nuts.
• What was the ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-Berry pie.
• Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt.
• Why did the apple pie join the circus? It loved all the apple-ause.
• What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie? “You’re nuts!”

Other Jokes About Pies Related to the Holidays

• What sneaks around the kitchen on Christmas Eve? Mince spies.
• What will happen if you mix an apple pie with a Christmas tree? You’ll get a pine-apple pie.
• Why was everyone sad for the Thanksgiving dessert? It had ex-pie-red
• What was the scarecrow’s contribution to the Thanksgiving dinner pot-luck? A Straw-berry pie.
• How was the Thanksgiving sweet potato pie? Absolutely yamtastic!
• What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert? A banana cream pie.
• What did the banshee get for Halloween dessert? Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
• What do you call a mud pie on April 22? An Earthday cake! I’ll see myself out.
• What is an Australian ghost’s favorite pie? Boo meringue.
• What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack-o-lantern? Pumpkin pie!
• Why do pies like mistletoe? Because they like to pukka up.
• What trait do vampire pies have the most? Love at first bite. 

Enjoy more food-related jokes for the fall season with our Pumpkin Spice Jokes and Candy Jokes for Halloween.