Top 35+ Cold Weather Jokes

Cold Weather Jokes – When the weather gets cold, there are more than a few people happy about it. There is plenty of things to enjoy in the cold ranging from warm drinks and, if it’s winter, fun in the snow. However, not everyone is a fan of cold weather. Some people will even go out of their way to avoid the cold in as many ways as possible. This can lead to rather hilarious results. Even without these antics, there are plenty of funny things that can happen in cold weather. These hilarious cold weather jokes are just a few ways you can have a laugh on a chilly day:

• How should people confront their enemy in the cold weather? They have got to confront each other with an icy stare!
• During the cold weather, what gives off negative vibes? You get negative vibes from the temperature
• What happened when I met my friend after ditching him in the cold weather? He gave me the cold shoulder!
• What are the two things that fall in the cold weather but never get hurt? It is the temperature and snow!
• Where is the place where snowmen have got to go dancing during the cold weather? They go dancing at the snowball!
• What is the only dessert you should have in the cold winter? You should have ice cream!
• What kind of topping would you get on your dessert in the cold weather? You would get icing on the cake!
• How did the boy say he called for dessert during the cold weather? He said, “Ice cream for dessert!”
• What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather? That person has a meltdown!
• How did the vampire bite his prey in the cold weather? With the help of frost bite!
• What do you call the friendly ghost during the cold weather? You get to call him Cas-brrrrrr!
• What should you call the famous survivalist during cold weather? You should call him Brrrrrr Grrrrryllssss!
• What is the best Mexican food to have during the cold weather? You should have a brrrrr-ito!
• When should we have crackers in the cold weather? When the weather is crispy for everyone!
• Why is today not the best day to joke about the cold weather? Because today is the snow joke day!

Punny Cold Weather Jokes

• What kind of beverage should we have during the cold weather? We should have a fros-tea!
• What kind of pictures would two people like to take during the cold weather? They would definitely take polar-oids!
• What did the snowman say to the boy as a greeting in the cold weather? “You have an ice day!”
• What did the reindeer say when it turned blind due to the cold weather? “I really have no eye deer!”
• How did the archer shoot arrows in the cold weather? He used the snowbows!
• What does the Eskimo use in cold weather to seal his house? They use the i-glues!
• What is the thing that many of us want to eat for lunch in winter? We like to get the ice-berger!
• How did the snowman say that he saw a ghost in the extreme cold? He says, “I thaw a ghost!”
• What kind of seasoning would you want to put in your food during times of cold? People usually use chilly sauce!
• What should you call a snowman who tells false stories about the cold weather? You call him a snow-fake!
• What did the snowman say when he understood the problem about winter? He said, “Now icy!”
• How to get anesthesia during wintertime before any procedure? We can stay out in the cold!
• What happened to the snowman when the icicle hit him? Unfortunately, he was knocked out cold!
• What is the favorite breakfast of most children during winter? They will love to have a bowl of Ice Krispies!
• What is the best tool for a farmer to use during the wintertime? He uses the snow plow!

It’s so Cold Jokes

• It is so cold outside that even time has frozen!
• It is so cold outside that even the snowflakes that are falling have goosebumps all over them!
• It is so cold outside that the pine trees have decided to chop themselves to get firewood!
• It is so cold outside that I really think that my sweaters are in need in of some sweaters!
•  It is so cold outside that my brother and I, two of us, had to turn on the air conditioner to keep ourselves warm!
• It is so cold outside that I was breathing out snowflakes!
• It is so cold outside that even polar bears are wearing thermal wear!
• It is so cold outside that my father was using the ice pack to keep himself warm!

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