45 Cheeky Dance Jokes

Dance Jokes – Do you like dancing? Everyone has varying skills when it comes to dancing. Whatever your skill level or how you feel about dancing, there are plenty of statements about dancing. Among the different lines that talk about dancing, there is a good share that brings a funny light to the activity. These hilarious lines can include puns that poke at different dancing styles to clever lines that make certain dance positions rather hilarious. No matter the activity, you can always find something funny about it. If you are someone who doesn’t care much about dancing, then you may find something to smile about with the following jokes about dance:

• About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self help group to stop. It’s a TWO STEP program.
• I went to watch a tap dance routine last night. To be honest, it ran a bit hot and cold.
• I take limbo dancing very seriously. In fact, I’d bend over backwards to win a competition
• I’m going to visit that new hardcore house dance club tonight. It’s had rave reviews.
• How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
• How does a dancer multiply a number by itself? She jazz squares it!
• Why did the dancer cross the road? Because she had to do the combination on the other side!
• What did the man who couldn’t stop dancing get diagnosed with? Saturday Night Fever!
• What type of animals are bad at dancing? Ones that are four-legged.
• What do dance teachers and angry moms have in common? They both tell you to check your attitude.
• What do ballet dancers feel like when they cannot find their shoe? Looking for it is pointeless.
• What is great for the soul but bad for the soles? Dancing.
• Where do line dancers go to eat breakfast when they are tired of dancing? To IHOP.
• Why did the little girl dance on her jam jar? Because it said, “twist to open.”
• Why was the butterfly not permitted entry into the dance? It was a moth ball.

Punny Dance Jokes

• What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance? The hoooooola.
• What type of dancer has a brown and full head of hair? A contemporHAIRY dancer.
• What’s a ballerina’s favorite number? Two-two.
• What kind of dance do mothers like most? The Mom-bo.
• What do you call a ballet dancer who also can shoot 3’s on the basketball court? A BALLERina.
• What’s the pig’s favorite dance show? Swine Lake.
• Which popular dance tv show do ponies love to watch? So You Think You Can Prance.
• What type of dance do burgers love doing? The burger-loo.
• What is the Coca Cola factory’s most popular dance? The can-can.
• Why did the dancer not debate her dance teacher? She had a fair pointe.
• Where do most computers go out to dance? To the disc-o.
• Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel.
• Where did hamburgers go dancing? At the meatball.
• What do golfers say when they meet hip hop dancers? Every day I am Schauffele.
• What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaaah-lerina.

Other Jokes About Dancing

• Have you heard of this new dance called the politician’s polka? You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.
• What did the dance instructor say when she arrived late, to an empty room? Everybody! Left, right?
• Why do ballerinas dance on their toes? So they don’t wake up the audience!
• Why should you never dance with horses? Because they have two left feet.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
• How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance? Voodoo like to dance with me?
• What do line dancers do when they are tired? They line down.
• What advice did Yoda’s ballet teacher give him? Tendu or tendu not, there is no try.
• Why did the broom win the dance off? He swept away the competition.
• What animals are the best at turns? spot-ted leopards
• What happens when one sole line dancer visits a party? You get a One-Liner.
• What are two line dancers doing the Shoot the Rooster dance called? Pair of Shoot.
• Are you planning on staying at the dance very long? No, I think I’ll just swing by.
• Why do skeletons hate going to dance? They have nobody to go with.
• How are belly dancers and plastic surgeons alike? They both tuck and lift.

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