Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes – Having a laugh during the day can help to make a hard day better. Finding something to laugh about first thing in the morning can be great. Whether it’s from a joke sent to you or a funny image you find online, humor can be everywhere. Do you know that a morning greeting can also be funny? If you want to make someone’s morning better, there are plenty of humorous lines you can use. Here are some great Funny Morning Quotes to send to someone:

• “Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all your snoring.”
  
• “Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!”
  
• “Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!”
  
• “Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!”
  
• “Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
  – Mickey Nice
  
• “Good morning you stupid human, fart-brain, cheese ball… what? That’s how you know we’re good friends: we can call each other anything and still be BFF’s.”
  
• “Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!”
  
• “Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!”
  
• “It’s a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!”
  
• “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!”

More Funny Good Morning Quotes

• “Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
  
• “I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!”
  
• “I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
  
• “I can rise and shine, just not at the same time.”
  
• “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
  
• “I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap

• “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.”

• “Three steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath, and go back to sleep. Good Morning”
  
• “I wake up with a good attitude every morning. And then idiots happen.”
  
• “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began afternoon.”
  
• “If you make me COFFEE in the morning, I’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone”
  
• “Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”

Other Funny Lines to Perk Your Day

• “A half good morning to everyone because I am only half awake. I will wish you a full one after I completely wake up from my sleep.”
  
• “You are so lucky your alarm didn’t kick you out of your bed, but I am sure your bed will, If not try sleeping the whole day. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.”
  
• “Good morning to all the lazy bum out there and not to all the energetic heads because we cannot match your energy and we hate to stand down.”
  
• “Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.”
  
• “I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today! Good morning.”
  
• “I heard your alarm clock is causing you problems. When you’re having an affair with your bed, this occurs. Hello there, mate! Good morning.”
  
• “Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!”
  
• “Greetings, dear buddy. What an awful surprise to find out you’re still alive and well! Good morning, Have a happy day.”
  
• “Why should I get up early if you’re not a cup of coffee? Good morning nice day.”
  
• “You’re as obnoxious as an alarm clock. At the very least, I have someone to shout at in the morning. Good morning, sweetheart!”
  
• “It’s just “good morning” because “shut up!” Is not socially accepted.”
  
• “Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!”

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