30+ Funny Halloween Movie Quotes

Funny Halloween Movie Quotes – Scary movies, Halloween movies, and more, there are plenty of films to enjoy during the spooky season. Whatever movie you choose, there are a range of films to enjoy some thrills. However, just because it is a spooky season, not everything has to result in a scare. Sometimes, enjoying Halloween can mean enjoying fun Halloween-themed things that leave a smile. Even the scariest movies have a small reprieve to breath. There are also a few Halloween films that have some hilarious lines. A few funny Halloween movie quotes to enjoy are as follows:

• “You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.”
  – Maggot, “Corpse Bride”
• “If I’d known you were coming, I could’ve made up the dungeon.”
  – Morticia Addams, “The Addams Family”
• “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!”
  – Winifred Sanderson, “Hocus Pocus”
• “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
  – Tatum Riley, Scream
• “Cross your heart … hope to die … stick a needle in your eye … shake your bottom if you got ‘em.”
  – Lynn Farmer, “Double, Double, Toil and Trouble”
• “Mystery is my mistress. I must heed her sweet call.”
  – Velma, “Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed”
• “It’s pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.’”
  – Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, “Young Frankenstein”
• “Ah, the old express bus to Hell. No lines, no waiting!”
  – Cyrus, “The Frighteners”
• “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.”
  – Emily, Corpse Bride
• “Calm down! You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it!”
  – Skull, “Monster House”

More Funny Halloween Movie Quotes

• “The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It’s boring.” |
  – Jack Goodman, “American Werewolf in London”
• “Do you know how much work it is to decapitate an entire barbershop quartet?”
  – Grandma, “The Addams Family 2”
• “Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”
  – Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
• “It’s not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache.”
  – Dr. Frank-n-Furter, “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
• “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.”
  – Winnifred, Hocus Pocus
• “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath — would you be standing in the horror section?”
  |- Randy Meeks, “Scream”
• “Run for it? Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails!”
  – Earl Bassett, “Tremors”
• “Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?”
  – Helen/The Princess, The Mummy 
• “Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!”
  – Aunt Frances Owens, Practical Magic
•  “Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. A real nasty one, too.” – Dr. Raymond Stantz, “Ghostbusters”
• “Mom, tell the Zombie to stop saying stuff about me!” – Courtney Babcock, “ParaNorman”
• “How ‘bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips?” – Ernest P. Worrell, “Earnest Scared Stupid”

Hilarious Halloween Lines from Celebrities

• “Bing, bong. ‘C’mon lady, let’s go. Halloween, doorbells, candy. Let’s pick it up.'”
  – Jerry Seinfeld
• “Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.”
  – Stephen Graham Jones
• “We’ve made it to Sunday. Halloween is still 4 days away. We have to stay strong together. It will all be over soon.”
  – Jesse Tyler Ferguson
• “How many girls are telling themselves right now: “Dammit Becky learn your lesson; even on Halloween, glitter is NEVER worth it.”
  – Anne Kendrick
• “Halloween: the night that fathers get their hearts broken when they see their daughters costume.”
  – Whitney Cummings
• “Just put on my Halloween costume! This year I’m going as ‘Guy Who Thinks Halloween Is On October 18th.’”
  – Stephen Colbert
• “This Halloween I’m going as a human disaster that way I don’t have [to] get dressed up.”
  – Jim Gaffigan
• “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
  – Rodney Dangerfield
• “Once again, my Halloween costume this year will be Sexy Weird Al.”
  – “Weird Al” Yankovic
• “Little tip, when you show up to a Halloween party not dressed up, it’s the same as showing up to a normal party in a costume.”
  – Josh Groban

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