Top 35+Funny Quotes About Exams

Funny Quotes About Exams – Who hasn’t stressed over exams? The moment the examination period rolls around, there are all kinds of reactions. No matter how well a person does in school, there is always a point where nerves a high. When this happens, students find different ways to deal with the stress. While there are plenty of ways a student can calm from the various emotions that stem from the examination period and the studying that comes with it, there’s one common way to deal with stress from tests. This method applies to many things. What is it exactly? Finding something funny about the situation. You can find plenty of hilarious jokes and lines that poke at everything involved with exams and studying. Here are a few funny quotes about exams to help bring a chuckle: 

• “I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.”
• “Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.”
• “Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?”
• “If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.”
• “Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.”
• “I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.”
• “Sometimes, we finish the exam and sometimes, the exam finishes us.”
• “Examinations are the only way to know something at least for a few days.”
• “Amen brother – Final exam… done and dusted. At least till results day.”
• “The night before an exam is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!”
• “Exam offer! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest professor. Win a free trip to the principal’s office, and enjoy three years vacation at home.”
• “80% of an exam is always based on one lecture that you missed and one topic that you didn’t prepare.”
• “What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.”
• “It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams!
• “A thousand words of any teacher do not hurt much. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes!”

More Funny Quotes About Exams

• “During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.”
• “If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult. If your teacher cries upon seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement.”
• “One of the best captions written on a clock in the exam hall… ‘Time will pass. Will you?’”
• “Not everyone who takes extra paper during finals writes extra sense.”
• “The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step into the exam hall.”
• “Why we sometimes write ‘Etc’ in Exams? Because it means: E – End Of, T – Thinking, C -Capacity.”
• “My attitude in exams: They give me questions I don’t know. I give them answers they don’t know.”
• “Dear person who’s sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can’t see what you’re writing”.
• “You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam…Sharing is caring!”
• “Such sweet relief! Particularly the extra-special, mega-rare, highly-anticipated last exam.”
• “Not everyone who takes extra paper during finals writes extra sense.”
• “When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.”
• “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.”
• “Reading through the exam and thinking, ‘When the f*ck did we learn this?’”
• “I miss my childhood, no homework, no wake up early, no exam, no stress, no problems in life.”

Other Hilarious Lines Related to Tests and Studying

• “I am in a relationship with studies, and it’s complicated.”
• “When you just pass a cutoff: not because you scored good, but just because of the low cutoff”
• “Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I am tired of solving them for you.”
• “Student + dying = Studying.”
• “100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still, hope is alive in all students, tomorrow I will definitely start studying.”
• “The biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, millions of theorems derived, millions of formulas made, but still, x is unknown!”
• “That moment when the only thing you know in an exam is name and date!”
• “3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.”

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