The 35+ Best Hot Weather Jokes

Hot Weather Jokes – Hot weather can mean a lot of things ranging from shading from the sun to enjoying a cool treat. A hot day can also lead to some people doing all kinds of things to cool down. For those not used to heat, this can result in some funny results. With the variety of things that some people would do to get away from hot weather, there are more than a few jokes about it. While there are some who like hot days, there are more than a few people that poke at sunny weather. A few hilarious examples of this are these hot weather jokes:

• I’m literally sweating like someone who works in a warehouse without air conditioning.
• When can you say, “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can deny it? Summer Solstice.
• How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool on a hot morning? Say, ” Everyone out of the pool please.”
• Why don’t football players feel the heat? Because they have fans.
• What is the heat index? Somewhere between OMG and WTF!
• It’s so hot in the shade, I decided to stay in the sun.
• It’s so hot, I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.
• It’s so hot that my computer froze.
• It’s so hot, if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.
• It’s so hot in Phoenix that all of the petting zoos are now KFC.

More Hot Weather Jokes

• What is the best letter to have in the summer morning? Iced T.
• How do you beat the heat in the summertime? Score more points than them.
• What do fans do at hot, summer football games? Heat waves.
• On hot summer days, what do cats eat? A mice-cream cone!
• Why celebrities don’t have to worry about the heat? They have a lot of fans.
• What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during hot weather? Somersault.
• What do frogs enjoy on a hot summer day? Croak-a-cola, of course!
• It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
• How hot is a Los Angeles summer? So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
• What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona? Hot and Hotter.
• How hot is it in Southern California? So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
• What makes a priest sweat in the summer? Exorcising.

Heat-Related Jokes

• Why do we sweat a lot in summer? Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
• During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler? Steam.
• During this heatwave, it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants – one under each armpit. But that’s just our two scents.
• In the summertime, what do you call a dog? A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
• What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand? Humidity.
• What kind of jacket makes you hot? A blazer.
• Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot, Everyone can catch a cold.
• What would you call south Texas in a heat wave? Corpus Crispy.
• Why was it so hot inside after the baseball game? All the fans left!
• What does an elephant become after heat stroke? An Elephaint.
• What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned? Well red.
• What’s the best way for a mountaineer to prevent heat stroke on a long hike? Climb-it control.
• What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave? Shake ‘n’ Bake.
• What happens when garlic feels hot? Takes all its cloves off.
• What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat? Hot cross buns.

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