Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers

Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers – There are all kinds of fathers in the world. Unfortunately, among them are bad fathers. When it comes to dealing with these types of fathers, there are different options you can choose. Among these different options, you can go the sarcastic route. You can find plenty of lines and sayings giving a sarcastic take on bad fathers. With that said, these of some of the top sarcastic quotes about bad fathers:

• “I love my dad, because even though he has Alzheimer’s, he remembers the important things. He can’t remember my name, but last week he told me exactly how much money I owe him.”
  – Thyra Lees-Smith
  
• “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”
  – Al Unser
  
• “Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.”
  – Margaret Mead
  
• “My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”
  – Spike Milligan
  
• “Respect to all moms doing double duty because of men failing to do their part as dad.”
  – John Mark Green
  
• “My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. One time I broke my arm playing football, and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me down to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage.”
  – Glenn Super
  
• “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
  – Mark Twain
  
• “Respect to all moms doing double duty because of men failing to do their part as dad.”
  – John Mark Green
  
• “My dad used to say, always fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.”
  – Harry Hill
  
• ““I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
  – Rodney Dangerfield
  

More Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers

• “There should be an anti-father’s day. A bad dad’s day. That way I could truly say “you are the best.”
  
• “Sorry that mommy has to teach you how to be a man. Daddy was more of a bitch than we initially thought.”
  
• “Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad.”
  
• “My dad always said, ‘You better go to church every Sunday. We need somebody into this family to go to heaven.”
  
• “Hey “dad” I did it without you.”
  
• “Last Thanksgiving I told my dad that families are supposed to be kind and loving. His response? ‘Eh, find another family’”.
  
• “Don’t take the title of a man if you simply can’t handle the responsibilities of being one.”
  
• “I was 36 before I figured out most of my dad’s advice to me was just quotes from Burt Reynolds movies.”
  
• “It is time to step up and be a man. Call your children and tell them sorry for being a piece of shit. Then actually stay around and be a positive force in their life.”
  
• “Please don’t worry, I am doing fine. You’re much too busy to even find the time, so use your chemicals and take this to your grave, the boys you left are men you didn’t raise.”
  
• “If a man cannot be a father to his own child, there is nothing worse than that.”
  
• “Having kids doesn’t make you a father. Raising them does.”
  

Discover even more quotes about family with our “Selfish Parents Quotes” and “Family Quotes”