Sarcastic Quotes About Deadbeat Dads

Sarcastic Quotes About Deadbeat Dads – Deadbeat dads are just one kind of bad father that exists. With any deadbeat dad, there are different ways different people have dealt with them. One way that people go about deadbeat dads is through sarcasm. This set of sarcastic quotes about deadbeat dads shows how great they can be against bad fathers:

• “Deadbeat dads are like magicians, they pull lifetime disappearing acts.”
  
• “You know how to spot a deadbear dad? Just listen, he will be the one blaming the mother for everything including why he’s not around”
  
• “All you deadbeat dads should dress up like dads for Halloween!”
  
• “One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. It’s hard to keep track of them.”
  – Rod Blagojevich
  
• “Definition of a Deadbeat Father: He had the balls to make be but not the same balls to raise me. Thank you for being a coward said ‘No child everywhere!'”
  
• “Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!”
  – Philip Whitmore
  
• “There’s really no point in having children if you’re not going to be home enough to father them.”
  – Anthony Edwards
  
• “Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.”
  
• “Most deadbeat dads are frightened, angry, and depressed men.”
  
• “Sometimes, my mom would take us to see Santa Claus, but that’s just because she suspected one of them was my deadbeat dad. So, I’d have to get on every Santa’s lap in the Bakersfield area and scream, ‘You oughta be ashamed of yourself, Travis!”
  – Jenna Maroney
  
• “Fathers, you are the head and strength of the family unit. If you are not in place, there is a weakness in the link.”
  – Anita R. Sneed-Carter
  
• “A bad father has never a good son.”
  – Latin Proverb

More Sarcastic Quotes About Deadbeat Dads

• “A letter to the father who don’t know how awesome I am.”
  
• “Dear absent father from the mother of a dadyless daughter..i just want to say ..Thank you and you are welcome!”
  
• “Some kids are able to become independent without the presence of their father.”
  
• “Respect to all moms doing double duty because of men failing to do their part as dad.”
  – John Mark Green
  
• “Spring is like a deadbeat dad. It keeps promising it’ll be there, but never shows up.”
  
• “A valve is like a deadbeat dad. They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring.”
  
• “Deadbeat dads need to weigh their options before they walk out on their children. Because one day you might need them like they needed you growing up!”
  
• “Deadbeat dads: May your Father’s day be as free of parental responsibility as every other day of the year.”
  
• “It’s almost a tax season… your deadbeat dad should be coming around soon to play “father’ with you.”
  
• “A father is a banker provided by nature.”
  
• “Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a breadknife”
  
• “If you lie down and make a baby then stand up and be a father.”

Find even more sarcastic and memorable quotes to enjoy with our “Sarcastic Quotes about Bad Fathers” and “Selfish Parents Quotes.”