50 Hilarious and Punny Snowman Jokes

Snowman Jokes – Snowmen are a classic sight when the winter season rolls in and there are plenty of creative ways to make them. When it comes to creative snowmen, there are some hilarious results. Whether it be lopsided snow creations or a goofy decoration, there are plenty of ways that snowmen can be funny.

Outside of design flops and tricks, there are plenty of jokes about the winter creations. From fun puns to clever quips, there is a range of jokes about snowmen. Some hilarious snowmen jokes to enjoy are as follows:

• What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea? Melted!
• What do you call an old snowman? A puddle!
• How do you know if a snowman has been in your bed? You wake up wet!
• What happened when the snowman got angry? He had a meltdown!
• What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!
• Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married? He got cold feet.
• How do you make up a snowman’s bed? Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.
• How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer!
• Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman? He’s always so flaky.
• Did you hear about the snowman spy? He has a license to chill.
• What did one snowman say to the other? Can you smell carrots?
• Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
• Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake? Because it tastes like bogies!
• How do you know when a snowman is nervous? He is surrounded by yellow snow.

Clever Snowmen Jokes

• What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy!
• Where would you find snowmen dancing? At a snowball!
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
• Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole? Because it’s cool!
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies!
• What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple? An apple crisp.
• What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers with chilly sauce!
• What’s a snowman’s favourite food? Chilli!
• What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
• What sandwiches do snowmen avoid? A tuna melt.
• What do snowmen do in summer? Chill out!
• How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
• Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks!
• What do Snowmen put on their pimples? Cold cream.
• What does a snowman eat with his burger? Cold-slaw.
• What do you call a snowman on roller blades? A snowmobile.
• Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt?  Aunt Arctica!
• What is Frosty’s dad called? Pop-sicle!
• What do you get when you mix Frosty with a baker? Frosty the dough-man!
• Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

Other Punny Jokes

• Why didn’t the snowman go to the party? He had snowone to go with!
• What did the snowman say when asked to do something bad? Snow way, man.
• What did the snowman say to the robin? I have snow idea!
• What is a girl snowman called? A snow-maam.
• How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
• What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
• Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail? Ice-olation.
• What is a snowman’s favorite pet? A b-lizzard.
• Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
• What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.
• What did the snowman name his cow? Eskimooo!
• What do you get when you cross a Frosty with a polar bear? A brrr-grrrr!
• What’s do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti.
• What do snowmen eat for their lunch? Ice-bergers!
• What is a snowman’s favourite type of Mexican food? Brrrrrrr-itos!

If you want to enjoy other winter-related jokes, check out our Cold Weather Jokes and Christmas Tree Jokes.