50 Clever and Hilarious Spring Jokes

Spring Jokes – There is a lot to enjoy about spring. However, there are also plenty of things to poke at about the season. From spring allergies to the name being the same as a coil, many things make spring funny. Because of this, there are plenty of jokes about the season.

These jokes can range from clever quips about the season to punny lines relating to it. Whatever kind of joke you are into, there is at least one that takes about spring or anything related to it. If you are looking to have fun with a few hilarious spring jokes, here are some memorable examples to share:

• Why are waterbeds so bouncy? They’re filled with spring water. 
• What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring time
• When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
• Which spring month can’t ever make a decision? MAYbe
• How do you plant a kiss in spring? With two lips.
• What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!
• What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill? Spring rolls.
• What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Seasoning.
• What is Spring’s favorite appetizer? A bloomin’ onion!
• What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf! 
• What herb is the freshest in April? Spring-thyme.
• What dog particularly enjoys the sight of daffodils? A spring-er spaniel.
• What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
• What did summer say to spring? Help – I’m about to fall! 
• What did the first thunderstorm of the year say? Hail to the spring!

Clever and Cheeky Spring Jokes

• How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants. 
• Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having her babies in the spring.
• When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? When you haven’t botany.
• How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
• Why is the season after winter the funniest of all? Because it is time to spring for some laughs!
• If spring is all about cleaning, what season is dedicated to making a mess?
• Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
• Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
• Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale? The rest of the bed is still full price though…
• I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress? Oh no, I use it all year.
• How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
• This spring, my mom opened a flower and gift shop. Business is blooming.
• Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery? It never runs out of “flour!”
• I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
• What is spring’s superpower? Flower power!

Other Hilarious and Punny Lines About Spring

• What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? Daffo-dills!
• What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? Have a Baa baa cue!
• What do you call a deer who enjoys spring showers? A reindeer.
• What animal moved the fastest during spring rainstorms? Cheetahs, because they run at lightning speeds.
• What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? Thunderwear.
• How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other? Hey, bud.
• Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring? It didn’t have petals yet.
• Why are oak trees so forgiving? Every spring, they turn over a new leaf.
• Why did the baby chick cross the road in spring? To meet up with her peeps.
• Why do birds fly north in April? For spring beak!
• What does an elephant use to pack for spring break? A trunk.
• Why can’t stores keep working trampolines in stock in April? Because it’s spring break!
• Why don’t basketball players go for holidays spring break? Because they worry about being called out for traveling.
• Why didn’t the spring breakers go to the forest? Because the trees said “leaf me alone!”
• What did the spring breaker say to his buddies at the beach? Seas the day!
• What do you say to friends when you meet them on the beach for spring break? Long time, no sea!
• What did the dog say once he got on spring break? Let’s get the paw-ty started.
• What did the family do when they began their spring break? They shell-abrated!
• What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
• How can you tell the weather’s warming up? When there is a spring in people’s step.

Did you have a laugh? If you did, you may also enjoy our New Year Jokes and Jokes About Autumn.