The 50+ Best and Funniest St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids – Saint Patrick’s Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick is a celebration known for different things. Most often than not, people associate this celebration with wearing green, drinking, and partying. While there is plenty of history and meaning to the celebration, several people have different ways to enjoy the holiday. What’s more, the celebration is something you can enjoy with everyone. When celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, it’s easy to get people giggling over the idea of pinching someone for not wearing green. But these funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids are a great way to bring a laugh:

• Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
  
• How should you buy drinks on St. Patrick’s Day? With soda bread.
  
• Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re always wearing green.
  
• What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day? You’re very clover!
  
• What instrument would a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day? The bragpipes.
  
• What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Clause!
  
• What do hockey players celebrate in March? Saint hat-tricks day!
  
• How did St. Patrick light up the field when the power went out during the night game? With a soccer match.
  
• Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.
  
• What do you call a leprechaun prank? A saint pat-trick.
  
• What are the best shoes to wear on St. Patrick’s Day? Lepre-converse.
  
• Why didn’t St. Patrick visit the farmer to tell him a secret? He wanted to avoid his shepherd spy.
  
• What does it mean when you find a horse shoe on St. Patrick’s Day? That someone’s horse is walking around with only 3 shoes!
  
• What is long and green and only shows up once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
  
• How should you greet someone on March 17? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.

More St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

• Where can you always find gold on St. Patrick’s Day? In the dictionary!
  
• Why was the leprechaun sad on March 18? It Ain’t Patrick’s Day.
  
• Who is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern.
  
• How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? By holding a lepreconcert!
  
• What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day? Short ribs.
  
• Why were all the leprechauns still complaining in April about it raining on St. Patrick’s Day? Because Irish stew.
  
• What type of sandwiches should they serve on St. Patrick’s Day? Paddy melts!
  
• “Mom, I met an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” “Oh, really?” “No, O’Reilly!”
  
• What did St. Patrick say to the snakes? He told them to hiss off.
  
• What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day? Game clover.
  
• Why was St. Patrick given a desk job when he became a policeman? He was too green to go out on patrol.
  
• Why is every day St. Patrick’s Day for TV weathermen? They stand in front of a green screen every time they go to work.
  
• What do ghosts drink on St Patrick’s Day? BOOs!
  
• What stays out all night at St. Patrick’s house? His Paddy O’furniture.
  
• What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon? Irish you luck

Other Related Jokes

• How old are leprechauns? So old they remember when rainbows were black and white!
  
• Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? Because he already had a pot of gold!
  
• What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs!
  
• What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas? A pot of coal!
  
• What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig mistake.
  
• What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock!
  
• What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast? Lucky Charms!
  
• Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o!
  
• Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have green thumbs!
  
• What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant.

Clover-Related St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

• Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? You might press your luck!
  
• What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun? Look clover there.
  
• Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers? They prefer left-clovers!
  
• Who catches the lepre-cons? An under-clover cop!
  
• What’s the difference between wisdom and luck? One is clever. The other is clover.

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