Top 35 Funniest Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes and More

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes – Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks. For some, it means having a feast with family and friends. Others don’t care much about the holiday. Basically, everyone has their opinion on Thanksgiving like any other holiday. Also like any other holiday, there are plenty of jokes surrounding it. Some Thanksgiving jokes can range from punny lines to clever quips. We’ve all heard at least one joke about this holiday. Even if you’re not a fan of either the holiday or corny/punny jokes, it can add something fun to the holiday. Here are some of the best Thanksgiving knock knock jokes to lighten up the holiday:

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Happy.
  Happy who?
  Happy Thanksgiving to you.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Feather.
  Feather who?
  Feather the last time, please set the table for Thanksgiving dinner!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ben.
  Ben who?
  Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wilma.
  Wilma who?
  Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie body seen the turkey?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Howie.
  Howie who?
  Howie am I supposed to walk in this turkey costume?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Nadia.
  Nadia who?
  Nadia head when you say ‘Gobble! Gobble!’

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Odette.
  Odette who?
  Odette’s a big turkey!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Possum.
  Possum who?
  Possum gravy on my potatoes.

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Aaron.
  Aaron who?
  Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Don.
  Don who?
  Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Norma Lee.
  Norma Lee who?
  Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tamara.
  Tamara who?
  Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sid.
  Sid who?
  Sid down! It’s time to eat.

Turkey Jokes

• My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes… but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.
  
• Why do turkeys always say “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners.
  
• What’s a turkey’s favorite month? They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!
  
• What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
  
• What kind of key can’t open doors? A turkey!
  
• Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!
  
• What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, Quack!
  
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing-wing.
  
• What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather
  
• Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play

Other Jokes Aside from Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

• What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

• Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

• What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.

• What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.

• What sound does a dizzy turkey make? Wobble, wobble.

• What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.

• What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
  
• What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? May the forks be with you.
  
• You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.
  
• You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.

If you found these funny, check out our “Halloween Knock Knock Jokes” and “Christmas Knock Knock Jokes.“