The 45 Funniest Valentine’s Knock Knock Jokes and More

Valentine’s Knock Knock Jokes – Valentine’s Day is meant to be a time for romance, but that is not the case for everyone. For many singles, the day is a reminder of their being alone. There are actually quite an amount of jokes about it. Even those that are not single, have their share of jokes about Valentine’s Day. From funny stories to cynical lines, there is a range of jokes you can tell about Valentine’s Day. Generally, there is a long list of jokes you can find for any holiday. Among the range of jokes you can tell about a holiday like Valentine’s day, there is at least one knock knock joke. These are just some of the top Valentines knock knock jokes to read or share for a laugh:

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Zoo.
  Zoo who?
  Zoo want to be my Valentine?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Heywood.
  Heywood?
  Heywood you be my Valentine?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Will.
  Will who?
  Will you be my valentine?!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Peas.
  Peas who?
  Peas be my Valentine!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Al.
  Al who?
  Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Hal.
  Hal who?
  Hal about being my Valentine?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Egg.
  Egg who?
  Egg-cited to be your Valentine.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fangs.
  Fangs who?
  Fangs for being my Valentine.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Loves.
  Loves who?
  Loves you!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Eyesore.
  Eyesore who?
  Eyesore do like you!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Jamaica.
  Jamaica who?
  Jamaica Valentine for me yet?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Iguana.
  Iguana who?
  Iguana hold your hand.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fonda.
  Fonda who?
  Fonda you!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fran.
  Fran who?
  Frandship is a great thing.

More Valentine’s Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tail.
  Tail who?
  Tail all your friends Happy Valentine’s Day!

• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Eye
  Eye who?
  Eye want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

• Knock, Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Jimmy.
  Jimmy who?
  Jimmy a hug! It’s Valentine’s Day.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ima.
  Ima who?
  Ima hoping you will be my Valentine!

• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any Valentine chocolates for me?

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Bea.
  Bea who?
  Bea my Valentine.

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Needle.
  Needle who?
  Needle little love.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Adore.
  Adore who?
  Adore stands between us, open the door!

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Kiss
  Kiss who?
  Kiss me!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Donut.
  Donut who?
  Donut you know I love you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Kisses.
  Kisses who?
  Kisses your lucky day.

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Heart.
  Heart who?
  Heart knocks life.

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Holmes.
  Holmes who?
  Holmes is where the heart is.

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Goat.
  Goat who?
  Goat to the Valentines dance with me?

• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Fiddle
  Fiddle?
  Fiddle be really nice if you’d be my Valentine.

Other Valentine’s Jokes

• What do you call a small Valentine? A Valen-tiny.

• Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes, February 14th!

• What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card? Be my Valen-slime!

• What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day? We’re a perfect match.

• What did the blueberry say on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much!

• What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.

• How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day? For stealing someone’s heart.

• Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.

• Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine? She stole their heart.

• What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!

• Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine’s Day? He thought it was the purrfect present

• What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time? “Choco-late.

• How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date? Whale you be mine?

• How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day? A choco-LOT!

• What did the ghost say to his valentine? You look so BOOtiful.

Enjoy more holiday jokes with our “Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes” and “Halloween Knock Knock Jokes.“