The Legend of Vox Machina Quotes

The Legend of Vox Machina Quotes – the animation series brings the first campaign of the Critical Role podcast to life. Recently released this month of February, the tale of this series is one of many created by the podcast. Not familiar with Critical Role? It is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast featuring a colorful cast delivering different campaigns and stories. With the animation series, you get the tale of a ragtag group of mercenaries taking on a seemingly impossible quest. Featuring fun characters and layers of plots, the series delivers plenty of memorable moments. These are just some of the top “The Legend of Vox Machina” Quotes to know:

Top 10 The Legend of Vox Machina Quotes

• “This is our purpose. Fighting for justice, for glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff. Most importantly, lots of money!”
  – Scanlan Shorthalt, Episode 1: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 1
  
• “You know, sometimes courage is knowing there could be trouble and taking the chance anyway”
  – Vax’ildan “Vax” Vessar to Vex’ahlia “Vex” Vessar, Episode 5: Fate’s Journey
  
• “You Fool. Now your soul is forfeit”
  – Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Episode 3: The Feast of Realms
  
• “We do not choose. We walk down a path. Any path can be a holy one. So long as one walks it with truth. You can be whomever you want to be in the Light, Pike Trickfoot. So I ask a final time time, who… are… YOU?”
  – The Everlight to Pike Trickfoot, Episode 8: A Silver Tongue
  
• “I know you’re in there. Darling, take off the mask”
  – Vex’ahlia “Vex” Vessar to Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Episode 12: The Darkness Within
  
• “Forged in iron and smoke, we struck a bargain. I gave you the means for revenge, and you… gave me souls to feast upon”
  – Orthax to Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Episode 12: The Darkness Within
  
• “You can always talk to me. Even if I’m not around, you’ll feel me there with you”
  – Pike Trickfoot to Grog Strongjaw, Episode 4: Shadows at the Gates
  
• “We’ll die gloriously. And we’ll kill a fucking dragon.”
  – Vex’ahlia “Vex” Vessar, Episode 1: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 1
  
• “You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart.”
  – Percy to Professor Anders, Episode 8: A Silver Tongue
  
• “I would like to… RAGE!”
  – Grog Strongjaw as he slays the Blue Dragon, Episode 2: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 2

More Memorable Lines from the Series

• “Ethics are a luxury we currently can’t afford.”
  – Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Episode 1: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 1
  
• “Yes, hate feels good. It drowns the pain. I’ve seen how easily it consumes you… If you reclaim yourself, you won’t hurt the ones you love. Find the real Percy within, find my brother”
  – Cassandra de Rolo to Percy, Episode 12: The Darkness Within
  
• “The truth? The truth is… I… I left the righteous path. I was drawn to depravity and violence. When I’m with my friends, we-we mix it up. And we drink, we fight and curse and…I love it.”
  – Pike Trickfoot confessing to the Everlight, Episode 8: A Silver Tongue
  
• “You’re their light now”
  – Pike Trickfoot to Keyleth of the Air Ashari, Episode 4: Shadows at the Gates
  
• “Nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we’re in this for the money.”
  – Vax’ildan “Vax” Vessar, Episode 1: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 1
  
• “I have a new family now. One that transcends death. One that will never leave me. I am a Briarwood!”
  – Cassandra de Rolo to Percy, Episode 10: Depths of Deceit
  
• “The Age of Man is coming to an end. There was a time when dragons ruled all of Tal’Dorei, when we ruled the entire world”
  – General Krieg revealing his true self to Vox Machina, Episode 2: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 2
  
• “Wait, wait, wait. It’s true. I’m all talk. Everyone thinks I’m a joke. But the brothels have taught me one thing: size doesn’t mater. It’s how you use it.”
  – Scanlan Shorthalt to Duke Goran Vedmire, Episode 7: Scanbo
  
• “Let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to. I wanted you to know it was me”
  – Percy to Captain Kerrion Stonefell, Episode 6: Spark of Rebellion
  
• “You abandoned me, but the Whispered One won’t. We are his blood and his return will herald a new age!”
  – Cassandra de Rolo to Percy, Episode 11: Whispers at the Ziggurat
  
• “I was dead yesterday remember? Can only improve from here”
  – Percy to Archibald Desnay, Episode 7: Scanbo
  
• “Your torment and thirst for revenge called me to your side. An unspoken partnership. Deep down you rememver. Welcoming my help, welcoming the rage that fuelled you to create it. The weapon”
  – Orthax to Percy, Episode 12: The Darkness Within
  
• “Besides, you need to get punched in the face now and again… to know you’re alive”
  – Vax to Vex, Episode 12: The Darkness Within
  
• “Sylas, I broke the world for us”
  –  Delilah Briarwood, Episode 11: Whispers at the Ziggurat
  
• “Oh man, being bad is so exciting”
  – Keyleth of the Air Ashari, Episode 5: Fate’s Journey

Clever and Funny Quips from the Series

• “I never trust anyone prettier than me.”
  – Scanlan Shorthalt, Episode 2: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 2
  
• “Ooh, crime doesn’t pay. But it is entertaining”
  – Shaun Gilmore, Episode 5: Fate’s Journey
  
• “Doors are such bullshit”
  – Scanlan Shorthalt, Episode 7: Scanbo
  
• “This is why I hate travelling with holy people. They’re too goddamned good”
  – Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Episode 1: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 1
  
• “All it takes is a little finesse, amateurs”
  – Vax after unlocking a door with a toothpick, Episode 2: The Terror of Tal’Dorei – Part 2
  
• “I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face”
  – Vex to Percy, Episode 5: Fate’s Journey
  
• “Congrats, everyone’s getting out early for bad behavior”
  – Vex when releasing prisoners, Episode 6: Spark of Rebellion
  
• “If I don’t know where I’m swinging, neither will you!”
  – Grog Strongjaw to Lord Sylas Briarwood, Episode 11: Whispers at the Ziggurat
  
• “It’s not a door, its a thing of evil”
  – Vax when his skills fail against a locked door, Episode 6: Spark of Rebellion
  
• “Come on Vex, no one breaks balls better than you!”
  Scanlan Shorthalt, Episode 5: Fate’s Journey

Discover more memorable lines from other series with our “Arcane Quotes” and “The Bad Batch Quotes.“

You can also get a sneak peek at the series with this trailer: