Top 35+ Funny Self-Love Quotes

Funny Self-love Quotes – Many people struggle with self-worth. Society tends to measure success based on external factors like money, social status, and appearance, making it hard to see one’s own value. One way some people deal with different levels of self-worth is to throw humor at it. Sometimes, one good joke can help brighten things. These jokes can range from light-hearted to something that would result in an eyebrow raise. Either way, there are plenty of funny self-love quotes to help lift spirits. You can also share the following lines with a friend for fun if silly jokes aren’t enough:

• “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
  – Oscar Wilde
• “Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.”
  – Renee Rouleau
• “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
  – Katherine Gaskin
• “Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.”
  – Ain Eineziz
• “Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
  – Maxwell Maltz
• “Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.”
  – Glennon Doyle
• “It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!”
  – Byron Katie
• “Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself.”
  – Corita Kent
• “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.”
  – Tina Fey
•  “Don’t doubt yourself. That’s what haters are for.”
  – Turcois Ominek
• “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?”
  – RuPaul Charles
• “It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
  – George Carlin
• “Don’t doubt yourself. That’s what haters are for.”
  – Turcois Ominek
• “Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.”
  – Mad-D
• “I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore. I learned to dress myself.”
  – Nikki Rowe

Other Funny Self-Love Quotes

• Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.
• Reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants & ate his fave food & loved himself. So you can too.
• Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.
• When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.
• You’re your own teacher. Give yourself the extra credit today.
• Clap for yourself. Who else will?
• Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again.
• Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.
• I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
• A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.
• Do no harm. Take no shit.
• Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace.
• If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.
• The only reason a woman should ever look down is to show off her eyeshadow.
• They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late. 

Additional Self-Love Lines for Laughs

• “We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
  – Mae West
• “I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead.”
  – Cheryl Hale
• In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.
• Be loud about the things that are important to you. 
• “I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
  – Lucille Ball
• “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.”
  –  Anne Lamott

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