Top 50+ Funniest That’s What She Said Jokes

That’s What She Said Jokes – The phrase “that’s what she said” is pretty innocent by itself. But nowadays, it can turn a simple phrase into a tongue-in-cheek type of joke. Some of the more popular jokes from this phrase spawned from the comedy series, The Office.’ However, it is not limited to the show. There are plenty of ways to tell the joke. They can be especially fun share and see who gets the joke. If you are someone who is into jokes that are on the more raunchy side, then these are the jokes for you. Here are some of the best ones you can tell someone:

• It’s so hard. That’s what she said.
  
• I’ll blow all of them at once. That’s what she said.
  
• Take it out slowly. That’s what she said.
  
• Fill me up again. That’s what she said.
  
• I can’t get it all at once. That’s what she said.
  
• I think it’s stuck. That’s what she said.
  
• It’s going to be a bumpy ride. That’s what she said.
  
• Make sure it’s long enough. That’s what she said.
  
• That was one nasty blow! That’s what she said.
  
• I like how his balls drop. That’s what she said.
  
• I really need a facial. That’s what she said.
  
• He plays best at that position. That’s what she said.
  
• Come in a straight line. That’s what she said.
  
• OMG! I can’t take this anymore. That’s what she said.
  
• I don’t have enough room for that. That’s what she said.

More “That’s What She Said” Jokes

• Put it in, then take it out slowly. That’s what she said. 
  
• Turn over to page 69. That’s what she said. 
  
• I don’t want to put that in my mouth, but I guess I have to. That’s what she said. 
  
• That’s just too big for me. That’s what she said. 
  
• You can go fast, or you can go slow. You can take as long as you want. That’s what she said. 
  
• Stop talking and get back to work, boys. That’s what she said. 
  
• You’ll love these ripe melons. I personally like bananas. That’s what she said. 
  
• When it’s dripping down your face, that’s when you know it’s good. That’s what she said.
    
• I thought it would be bigger. That’s what she said.
  
• Better lick a little faster, sweetheart. That’s what she said.
  
• I can’t take anything that big this early. That’s what she said.
  
• It would be great if there was, like, twice as much sausage in here. That’s what she said.
  
• If he just gave me six or seven more inches, I would’ve been happy. That’s what she said.
  
• All right, it’s a little loose, but you’ll get used to it. That’s what she said.
  
• Hey, look, those two balls are going down the same alley. That’s what she said.
  
• Just give it a really good shove! That’s what she said.
  
• It’s a one night right across the border. That’s what she said. 
  
• Man, there was a lot of mail in my box. That’s what she said. 
  
• That’s going to look interesting when it dries. That’s what she said. 
  
• What a great shot! That was right out of the meat of the bat. That’s what she said. 

Jokes from “The Office”

• “It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.”
  – Holly
  
• “Why did you get it so big?”
  – Kevin
  
• “You. Need. To. Get. Back. On. Top.”
  – Darryl 
  
• “And up comes…the tool bar.”
  – Michael
  
• “I can’t stay on top of you 24/7.”
  – Jan
  
• “Don’t make it harder than it has to be.”
  – Holly
  
• “It’s gonna be tight.”
  – Jim
  
• “Force it in as deep as you can.”
  – Dwight
  
• “I need two men on this.”
  – Michael
  
•  “You’re hardly my first!”
  – Jan
  
• “Michael, I can’t believe you came.”
  – Dwight
  
• “Let’s just blow this party off.”
  – Jan
  
• “Put it away.”
  – Jim
  
• “You’re making this harder than it has to be.”
  – Gabe 
  
• “I’m not saying it won’t be hard, but we can make it work.”
  – Holly

Did you have a laugh with these jokes? You can enjoy even more hilarious jokes with our “Marriage Jokes” and “Animal Jokes for Kids.”