The 55 Best and Funniest What Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call Jokes – Usually, when you are unfamiliar with something, you ask “What do you call (noun).” But there is more to this phrase. Do you know that the line can be used as the start of a joke? When it comes to “What do Call” jokes, they generally refer to pun type jokes. They’re also great for having fun with different words and turning them into something else. Word-based jokes are not for everyone but they can bring a new way to see things. These are some of the best “What Do You Call Jokes” you can read for a laugh:

• What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella. 
  
• What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? Branch manager.
  
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 
  
• What do you call a tiny mother? A minimum!
  
• What do you call blackbirds that stick together? Vel-crows. 
  
• What do you call a pile of cats? Meowtain.
  
• What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?  A cellfie.
  
• What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate? Spruce Lee.
  
• What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A mer-maid.
  
• What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand witch.
  
• What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-ologist. 
  
• What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse. 
  
• What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
  
• What do you call shorts that clouds wear? Thunderwear.
  
• What do you call a joke without a punchline? Silence

Additional “What Do You Call Jokes”

• What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory? The Guardians of the Galaxy.
  
• What do you call something you can serve, but never eat? A volleyball.
  
• What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble
  
• What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice? Cold hard cash
  
• What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere? A refrigerator.
  
• What do you call a policeman in bed? An undercover cop.
  
• What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen
  
• What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark? Flood lights
  
• What does a triangle call a circle? Pointless.
  
• What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer.
  
• What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen? An iWitness.
  
• What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars? A car-toonist.
  
• What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK? A satisfactory
  
• What do you call a skeleton who went out in freezing temperatures? A numb skull.
  
• What do you call a cute door? Adorable.

Animal Based Jokes

• What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken? A deviled egg.
  
• What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
  
• What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? A sherbet
  
• What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle. 
  
• What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  
• What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey.
  
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
  
• What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore.
  
• What do you call a baby polar bear? An ice cub.
  
•  What do you call a dancing lamb? A baaaaaa-llerina! 
  
• What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.
  
• What do you call fruit playing the guitar? A jam session.
  
• What do you call a snail aboard a ship? A snailor
  
• What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!
  
• What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.

Food-Based “What Do You Call” Jokes

• What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel
  
• What do you call an M&M that went to college? A smarty. 
  
• What do you call a piece of sad cheese? Blue cheese. 
  
• What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?  Nacho cheese! 
  
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  
• What do you call the daughter of a hamburger? Patty
  
• What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes? Corny.
  
• What do you call milk that gets anything it wants? Spoiled Milk.
  
• What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso. 
  
• What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!

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