Top 45 Silliest Why Did Jokes

Why Did Jokes – A simple phrase can turn into the funniest joke with the right punchline. Examples of this are “That’s What She Said Jokes” and “What Do You Call Jokes.” Just the simple act of asking someone starting with the word “Why” can lead to a rather hilarious joke Sometimes the joke is a pun while other jokes involving a question can lead to a cheeky answer. Not everyone can easily get these types of jokes, but delivering them just right can lead to a ton of laughs. If you find fun in word jokes, here are some Why did Jokes to enjoy:

• Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
• Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
• Why did the robber take a bath before he left the scene of the crime? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
• Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
• Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
• Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
• Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average? It was a mean thing to say!
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!
• Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already 8!
• Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
• Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs!
• Why did the skeleton refuse to go on the rollercoaster? They didn’t have the guts for it!
• Why did the school ban scissors? To stop people cutting class!
• Why did the traffic light say to the car? Hey! Don’t look, I’m about to change!
• Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why Did Jokes: Food Edition

Food jokes are a classic, just consider Food Knock Knock Jokes and Banana Knock Knock Jokes. Answering the question of why with a food pun is just one of the many ways to make the phrase “Why Did” hilarious like as follows:

• Why did the bacon buy a suit? They wanted to look pretty crisp!
• Why did the boy’s computer break? He tried eating his cookies with milk!
• Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? Because he was stuffed!
• Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
• Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
• Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillows? He wanted to have sweet dreams!A bag of sugar
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well!
• Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Why did the man go to the yogurt museum? To get a little culture!
• Why did the sushi roll’s guitar sound bad? They didn’t have a tuna!

Cheeky Jokes to Enjoy

There are plenty of cheeky answers to different Why Did Jokes and these are just some of them

• Why did the boy go to the corner of his hot classroom? Because it was 90 degrees!
• Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? He was perfecting his swing!
• Why didn’t the donkey cross the road? Because he saw what happened to the zebra!
• Why did the doctor take a red pen to work? In case she wanted to draw blood!
• Why did the burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
• Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked!
• Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no connection!
• Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
• Why did the tree get in trouble? It was knotty!
• Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
• Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
• Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair? So she could rock ‘n’ roll!
• Why did the human cannonball leave the circus? He got fired!
• Why did the magnet go on lots of dates? He was very attractive!
• Why did the tap dancer give up? He kept falling in the sink!
• Why did the cup go to the police? It was mugged!
• Why did the girl run around her bed? She wanted to catch up on her sleep!
• Why did the man put lipstick on his forehead? He wanted to make up his mind!
• Why did the moon burp? Because it was full!
• Why did the boy take his dog to a watchmaker? It had ticks!