A Top 30+List of Fun Dog Knock Knock Jokes

Dog Knock Knock Jokes – Who doesn’t love dogs? Sure, not everybody is a dog person, but many can agree that dogs can be delightful animals and companions. Plus the antics and behaviors that different breeds have can be rather hilarious. We all have seen our fair share of funny posts involving dogs and the different scenarios they land themselves in. There are also all kinds of jokes about dogs both big and small. That includes knock knock jokes and these Dog Knock Knock Jokes are some of the funniest around:

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Bow.
  Bow who?
  Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Roo.
  Roo who?
  Roo roo rooooooo! It’s me, your dog!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Puppy.
  Puppy who?
  Puppy love!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Defense.
  Defense who?
  Defense has a hole in it—that’s how our dog got loose.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Leash.
  Leash who?
  Leash you could do is open the door.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Flea.
  Flea who?
  Flea from that dog before he bites us!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dash.
  Dash who?
  Daschund!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hugh
  Hugh who?
  Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dasum.
  Dasum who?
  Dasum cute dog!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Patsy.
  Patsy who?
  Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.

Additional Dog Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Pooch.
  Pooch who?
  Pooch your arms around me, baby!

• Knock Knock
  Whose There?
  Here?
  Here Who?
  I can’t HEAR you because your dog is barking too much!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Irish.
  Irish who?
  Irish I could get a puppy!

• Knock Knock!
  Who is there?
  Theodore.
  Theodore who?
  Theodore is closed. Can I bring my dog in?

• Knock Knock!
  Who is there?
  Ken.
  Ken who?
  Ken you look after the dog for me while I run some errands?

• Knock Knock!
  Who is there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any more dog treats left for the puppies?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Eileen.
  Eileen who?
  Eileen over to pet the dog.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Theodore.
  Theodore who?
  Theodore is stuck, and my dog can’t get out!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Senior.
  Senior who?
  Senior dog digging in the trash yesterday.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Doughnut.
  Doughnut who?
  Doughnut pull my dog’s tail, or he’ll bite you!

Other Dog Jokes

• What do you call sleeping puppies? Hush Puppies

• What is a Pug’s favorite fall beverage? Pug-kin spice latte.

• What’s the coolest dog? A pup-sicle!

• Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple? A New Yorkie.

• What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie? They press the paws button.

• Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . . Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!

• What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk, or just take the dog?

• What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones? Bon appetite!

• Why are dogs’ barks so loud? They have built-in sub-woofers.

• What did the man name his two watchdogs? Rolex and Timex.

• Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.

Did you have a laugh? Then check out our “Animal Jokes for Kids” and “Banana Knock Knock Jokes” for more fun.