30+ Fun and Cheeky Presents Jokes for Christmas

Presents Jokes for Christmas – The Christmas season brings plenty of things for people to enjoy. Out of the different things that the holidays bring, presents are one of the biggest things people look forward to. There are all kinds of gifts you can give someone. Sometimes, a person can receive a funny gift for some laughs.

On the note of funny gifts, you’ll find there are plenty of jokes about them. Whether it be clever puns or fun one-liners about different types of gifts, there is always at least one joke about presents, especially for Christmas. A few great Presents Jokes for Christmas are as follows:

• Buying presents this year is a bit of a tree-for-all.
• How do you know if a present is busy?It’s a bit tied up right now!
• What animal is best at wrapping gifts? Velociraptor
• What language do presents speak? Parcel-tongue!
• What’s a present’s favourite sport? Boxing!
• How do you introduce a gift? May I present…
• How soon should you give gifts? Presently
• What’s the scariest thing about the holidays? The ghost of Christmas presents.
• What kind of music do presents like?Wrap!
• Why are gifts so good at public speaking?They have great present-ation skills!
• Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? Beast Buy
• What job do mummies do during the holidays? They’re gift wrappers.

More Presents Jokes for Christmas

• Got a great Christmas present for a friend, “100 famous songs that are difficult to play”. It’s a Hard Cover Book.
• A friend bought a new wig before going on holiday, so I got him a comb as a parting gift.
• What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
• What do you get if you rearrange the letters of Santa? Someone else’s presents.
• Went shopping the other day for a Christmas present, and bought a barge pole. Thought I’d push the boat out.
• Got invited to a house warming party, so I thought I should bring them a gift. Got a gas heater.
• My wife said to me that if I got her another stupid gift this Christmas, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
• To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present… They’re due back at the library today.
• I tried wrapping gifts all by myself this year, but it’s not my gift.
• I can always predict what’s inside a Christmas present. It’s a gift.

Other Santa and Gift Jokes

• Santa is nearby… I can feel his presents.
• What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present? Santa clauses.
• My son asked me if I peeked at my presents early this year. I told him that I had Clausible deniability.
• How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
• How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Just one. After that, it’s not empty!
• What did Santa say on Christmas morning? That’s a wrap!
• What do you get when Santa brings in the presents and a fire is burning? Crisp Kringle.
• Amazon is a lot like Santa Clause. It brings gifts to our homes, gets busy around Christmas, and is very eager for our cookies.
• I’m going to cover my whole body in gift-wrap. Then I can say I’m truly living in the present.
• Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents? Santa Paws!
• Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!
• Why is Santa always so happy? He likes to live in the present!

If you want more holiday laughs, check out our Candy Jokes for Halloween and Turkey Jokes for Thanksgiving.