45 Fun Exercise Jokes

Exercise Jokes – How do you feel about exercising? Everyone has their reason for exercising, and plenty of people have something to say about it. Whether it be for health or fun, there is no shortage of things that people has to say about exercising, whether positive or negative. What some may not know is that there are hilarious lines that highlight the activity. From cheeky puns to hilarious one-liners, there is a range of jokes about exercising. Overall, whatever you feel about exercising, you can always find something to laugh about it. If you need a good laugh after an exercise session, here are a few hilarious jokes about exercising to lighten your day: 

• I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
• My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it… Lunch.
• My date told me last week that I needed to exercise more and do lunges. But that’s a huge step forward.
• My New Year’s Resolution is to exercise more.I hope it works out…
• Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you’ll just be tired, but after chasing one you’ll be exhausted.
• I exercise religiously. I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don’t think about it again for the rest of the week.
• My doctor told me to drink less, sleep more, eat healthy & exercise everyday. So today I’m making a big change in my life. I’m no longer going to that doctor.
• The only exercise I have done this month… is running out of money.
• Why did the wheel refuse to exercise? Because it didn’t want to tire itself out
• Why are cheetahs great to exercise with? Because they will spot you at the gym!
• Where do obstetricians exercise? At the OB-GYM
• Why couldn’t the pig exercise? He pulled his hamstrings.
• What happens to a book when it starts to exercise a lot? It gets ripped.
• My PE teacher tried to make me exercise… I told her you can’t make me do squat.
• I never thought I’d be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise. I was right.

Punny Exercise Jokes

• What do you call a dinosaur that just got done with a light workout? A Kindasaur
• What is the dairy farmer’s favorite exercise? Calf Raises.
• What is a ghost’s favourite exercise? Deadlifting
• What exercise do you do over calls? Zoomba.
• What’s Ned Flanders’ favorite exercise? Diddly-squats!
• I tried this new exercise called the cow stance. And I pulled my calf..
• I can’t take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what you get for buying a pure bread dog
• How does pac-man exercise?He WALKa-WALKa-WALKas
• What kind of online exercise do sheep do together? Zoom-BAAAAAH!
• Swimmimg regularly is great for exercise. The trick is to swim like a dolphin – playfully but with a sense of porpoise.
• I don’t exercise when I’m sick. My nose does the running for me’
• How did the brontosaurus feel after his workout? Dino-sore.
• What do you call a dinosaur that just got done with a light workout? A Kindasaur
• What dessert best describes your partner after a workout? Sorbet.
• What is a pirates least favorite workout? Planks. His favorite is chest day.

Related Gym Jokes

• Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to cheddar couple of pounds.
• What exercise do hairdressers do in the gym? Curls.
• Why doesn’t where’s Waldo go to the gym? Because no one can spot him
• Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym? They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.
• How do you find the gym at Hogwarts? Look for the dumbbell door.
• Why was the burglar popular at his gym? Because he always did a great job wiping down his equipment.
• Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
• I asked my date to meet me at the gym but they never showed. I guess it just wasn’t working out.
• What does Bigfoot do at the gym? Sasquats
• I bought a punching bag and named it Gym. I can now say I hit the gym three times a day.
• Yesterday at the gym I heard someone trying to convince a bodybuilder that yoga is a workout. He thought it was a bit of a stretch.
• I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”
• Last time I went to the gym I hopped on the treadmill, but people were looking at me funny so I decided to run instead.
• There’s a great new machine at my gym. I felt sick after I’d used it for an hour, but it’s got everything: Potato chips, biscuits, candy, pretzels…
• I joined a gym 6 months ago and still haven’t lost a pound. Tomorrow, I’m heading down there in person to find out what’s going on.

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