A Top 30+ List of Enjoyable and Funny Thursday Quotes

Funny Thursday Quotes – For some, Thursday is just another day. Other times, Thursday is a means it’s one more day closer to the weekend. We all have different views on the days of the week. Sometimes, we end up with less than stellar days. Sometimes, a rough day can be made better with a good laugh. There are plenty of lines and quotes that can deliver some humor. Though it might not be for everyone, it can be helpful at times. If you enjoy a humorous line to perk up your day, here are some Funny Thursday Quotes to know:

• “You say Thursday. I say it’s Friday Eve.”
  
• “The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.”
  
• “Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week”
  
• “Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my “Woo hoo!” for Friday.”
  
• “Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long”
  – Nicci French
  
• “Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.”
  – Jef Raskin
  
• “It’s Thursday… or as I like to call it… “Day 4 of the hostage situation.”
  
• “Better days are just around the corner. They’re called Friday, Saturday and Sunday!”
  
• “Thursday – you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!”
  
• “Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they’re not”

Other Funny Thursday Quotes

• “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.”
  – April Winchell
  
• “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” – Howie Mandel
  
• “This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.”
  – Douglas Adams
  
• “It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking its Friday only to realize its Thursday.”
  – Danielle Poulin
  
• “And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
  – Spike Milligan
  
• “Happy Thursday! Pay day is almost here, I can almost taste it.”
  
• “Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.”
  
• “The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.”
  – Dean Johnston
  
• “It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?”
  
• “I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”
  
• “Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday ‘I wonder if he’ll call’ day.”
  
• “I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there’s a better chance they’re already busy.”

Additional Lines About Thursday

• “In case you have not made any plans for the weekend yet, it’s Thursday. Start planning!”
  
• “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.”
  – Demetri Martin
  
• “If I love you Wednesday, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday; so much is true.”
  – Edna St. Vincent Millay

• “Thursday comes and the week’s gone.”
  – George Herbert
  
• “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.”
  – John Farley
  
• “People should know, understand that not all Thursdays are the same.”
  – Percival Everett

• “How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.”
  – Byron Pulsifer
  
• “The rain visited us last night, making the soil wet with desire. Today the breeze drifted around the trees, serenading the flowers and the breeze. And a few minutes ago, I drank a pint of Whisky to add a spin to my Thursday night!”
  – Avijeet Das
  
• “Thursdays bring a focus to our week to complete all that needs to be done.”
  – Byron Pulsifer
  
• “She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.”
  – David Gest
  
• “Start your Thursday with an attitude of optimism. It’s going to be a good day!”
  – Kate Summers
  
• “And whether it is Thursday or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.”
  – John Ashbery
  

Check out more quotes about Thursday with our “Thankful Thursday Quotes” or have more laughs with our “Funny Friday Quotes.”