Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes – Saint Patrick’s day is a fun holiday that many associates with the color green and drinking. Not familiar with Saint Patrick’s day? It’s a holiday stemming from Ireland. It takes place on March 17 and generally celebrates the arrival of Christianity in Ireland.

Made in remembrance of Saint Patrick, the foremost patron saint of Ireland, the holiday is not what you’d expect. There are all kinds of topics you can talk about Saint Patrick’s Day and what it means. At the end of the day, people have fun with this holiday. On the note of fun, there’s a good chunk of funny quotes involving the holiday. Bearing that in mind, here are some great Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes:

• “May your St. Patrick’s Day be beery, and oh so cheery.”
  
• “St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer.”
  
• “Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day, but if your name is Eisenhower, you’ve got to wear something green to show it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
  
• “St. Patrick—one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.”
  – Charles M. Madigan
  
• “Let’s drink green beer! Let’s do green Jell-o shots! Where’s your Saint Patrick’s Day spirit?”
  – Barney, How I Met Your Mother
  
• “Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.”
  
• “Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer—and another one!”
  – Irish Toast
  
• “Irish it was always St. Patrick’s Day”
  
• “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”
  – Drake, “Signs”
  
• “I’m not Irish, but I still pinch!”

More Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Funny Quotes

• “Here’s to you and here’s to me, I pray that friends we’ll always be, but if by chance we disagree, the heck with you and here’s to me.”
  – Irish Toast
  
• “Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck.”
  
• “May the Good Lord take a liking to you…but not too soon!”
  
• “For the whole world is Irish on the seventeenth o’ March!”
  – Thomas Augustine Daly
  
• “You’re not in America now, you’re in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up.”
  
• “It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”
  – Irish Toast
  
• “There’s a reason I seem so unusually lucky… my great great grandfather was actually half leprechaun. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!”
  
• “Get ready for a Saint Patrick’s Day to shamrock your socks off!”
  
• “The best part about Saint Patrick’s Day is how the stories become more and more nonsensical as the day wears on. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!”
  
• “The greatest Irish inventions are whiskey, beer, and Saint Patrick’s Day. Have a good one!”
  
• “It’s a little-known fact that when your outfit is more than 90% green you could turn into a leprechaun…”
  
• “There are two types of people in this world – people who will chug a pint of green beer, and killjoys. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!”

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