50 Hilarious Monster Jokes

Monster Jokes – When October arrives, it means that spooky season has arrived for many. Spooky season can involve many things depending on the person. For many, spooky seasons mean the celebration of all things related to scares and thrills. Whether it be dressing up as monsters or enjoying spooky films, there are plenty of people who love the idea of monsters. Like with many things that people love, there is a range of jokes about monsters. These jokes can range from puns about ghouls to cheeky one-liners about different monster shenanigans. Some great monster jokes are as follows:

• What do you say to a monster with two heads? Hello, and hello to you too!
• How does a werewolf sign his letters? Best vicious!
• How do you keep a little monster in suspense? I’ll tell you later.
• What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window? Run out the door!
• Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? It’ll keep it under wraps!
• Why does Frankenstein only shop on Black Friday? Because of the monsterous sales.
• What time is it when a huge monster sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
• Why do cyclopes get along well with one another? Because they always see eye to eye.
• What’s the best way to speak to a scary monster? From a great distance away.
• Why was there no food left at the end of the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin.
• Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself.
• What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
• Why was the monster feeling sick? Because it ate too much Halloween candy.
• Why did the teenage vampires go into a cave? Because they wanted to hang out.
• When do monsters like to have parties? On Halloween.

Punny Monster Jokes

• What kind of monster loves to disco? The boogieman!
• Where does a baby ghost go while its parents are at work? Dayscare!
• What is a monster’s favorite position to play on the soccer team? Ghoulie.
• What is the best way to reach the attic of a haunted house? The Monstairs.
• What kind of tea do monsters drink? Monstrositea.
• I heard that you are hunting the Loch Ness monster. Wishing the Beast of Loch to you!
• Where do monsters go swimming? In the Dead Sea.
• What do you call a big white monster with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.
• What did the sea monster say after eating the ship? I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.
• What do zombies read every morning? Their HORROR-scope.
• What type of monster has the best hearing? The eeriest one.
• What do you call a monster that you can’t find? A where wolf.
• Did you hear about the zombie that composed a symphony? It was a monster-piece.
• What song monsters like to hear at a party? The Monster Mash.
• What did the monster go door to door selling? Ghoul scout cookies.

Other Cheeky Jokes About Monsters

• What did Godzilla have at the “All You Can Eat” restaurant? The waiters!
• What can you find between Godzilla’s toes? Slow runners!
• What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning? “Gee, that felt good!”
• What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster? Plenty of room.
• Why are vampires like false teeth? Because they come out at night.
• What do you do when 10 monsters are at your front door? Hope it’s Halloween.
• Did you hear that Dr. Frankenstein won the Mr Universe competition? He was an amazing body builder.
• What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it’s ripe.
• What is a therapist’s least favorite monster? Vampires, because they are the worst at self-reflection.
• Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
• What type of monster has two mouths? One that has two heads.
• Why did the invisible man go on stage? To perform his vanishing act.
• Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me.
• Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
• What was the first thing that the monster ate after getting his teeth cleaned? The dentist.
• Monsters aren’t usually good at math. Unless you count Dracula.
• Where do monsters live on the street? At the dead end.
• Why are monsters covered with lots of wrinkles? Because it is too hard to iron a monster.
• What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bean? Human beans.
• Why is Frankenstein’s Monster always laughing? Because the doctor keeps him in stitches.

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