The 50 Best Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes – Who doesn’t love a good dad joke? There isn’t any shortage of them to find, and while it’s not everyone’s taste, one can find the humor in them. Most often than not, these types of jokes fall under the realm of “cheesy” or “corny” jokes. However, they can also fall under classic jokes like “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes” and “Walk into a Bar Jokes.” Generally, there is a range of ways to tell Dad Jokes but they are easy to recognize. Other times, it literally pokes fun at things that dads have to deal with. Here are a few jokes to make either someone roll their eyes or give a dad a laugh:

• “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!”
• “I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!”
• “Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
• “Dad, can you put the cat out?” “I didn’t know it was on fire.”
• “Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”
• “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!”
• “Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.”
• “What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery? “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?”
• “What did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog? “It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”
• “Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.”
• “My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”
• “My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
• “My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…”
• “I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.”
• Son: “Dad, I’m hungry.” Dad: “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

Hilarious One-Liner Dad Jokes

If you deliver a line just right, you can end up with hilarious results. You can try it out with the following:

• “I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!”
• “Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.”
• “When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?”
• “I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.”
• “If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
• “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
• “That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.”
• “I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…”
• “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.”
• “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.”
• “You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.”
• “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!”
• “I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.”
• “You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.”
• “I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.”

Corny Jokes

There are just some jokes that you know are pure Dad jokes by how they’re delivered and the following are examples of that:

• “I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
• “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
• “I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
• “I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
• “Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
• “I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”
• “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
• “Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”
• “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
• “A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.'”

Punny Dad Jokes

At the end of the day, however, there will always be pun-filled jokes that make up a dad joke. Jokes about Coffee show just that in addition to the following:

• “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
• “Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
• “Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.”
• “Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.”
• “What do you call a pony with a sore throat?” “A little hoarse.”
• “Where do young trees go to learn?” “Elementree school.”
• “If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?” “An iWitness.”
• “What did the vet say to the cat?” “How are you feline?”
• “What do clouds wear?” “Thunderwear.”
• “What do you call a fake noodle?” “An impasta.”

If you are interested in exploring other jokes, you should check out “Why Did Jokes” and “That’s What She Said Jokes.“