The 50 Best and Cutest Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids – Valentine’s Day usually means a day of romance for most, but it’s more than that. For some, it’s a day of showing appreciation for loved ones; for others, it can be a fun day to enjoy some sweets. Valentine’s Day can mean many things to different people. Sometimes, it can even mean having something to laugh about.

There are all kinds of jokes about Valentine’s Day, both from single people and people with partners. You can also find plenty of jokes that have pun-filled twists and can be fun to share with the family. Here are some of the silliest Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids you can share for a laugh:

• Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar. 
  
• What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the candy is on sale.
  
• What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
  
• What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.
  
• What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!
  
• What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny.
  
• Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes! It’s February 14th.
  
• What did the kitten say on Valentine’s Day? You’re purr-fect.
  
• Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party? Because you can really party hearty!
  
• Why are flowers popular on Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental! Awww.
  
• What kind of flower do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflower.
  
• What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day? Acute triangle.
  
• What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tu-lips.
  
• What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card? Be my Valen-slime!
  
• What do you say to a spider on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

More Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

• What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me.
  
• What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day? Lovesick.
  
• Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day? He took her to a baseball park.
  
• What did the girl bear say to the boy bear on Valentine’s Day? I love you beary much!
  
• What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.
  
• What did the baker say to his wife on V-Day? Gimme some sugar!
  
• What did Chocolate say to Coffee on Valentine’s Day? I can’t “espresso” how much I love you.
  
• What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit? Somebunny likes you!
  
• Why couldn’t the mineral water ever get a Valentine? All of his friendships were so pla-tonic.
  
• What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
  
• What did the shoe say to the lace on Valentine’s Day? Please be my SOLE-mate.
  
• What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? Bee mine.
  
• What did the French cat order at the pastry shop on Valentine’s Day? Chocolate mousse
  
• What did the boat say to its oars on Valentine’s Day? Let’s have some row-mance.
  
• What’s the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? A hug and a quiche.

Even More Jokes

• What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you.
  
• Why do Valentines have hearts on them? Because brains would be pretty gross!
  
• What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl? Her-She Kisses.
  
• Why did the sheriff lock up her Valentine? He stole her heart!
  
• What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day? My heart beats for you.
  
• What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day? You mean a great dill to me.
  
• Why did the man send his wife’s Valentine through twitter? Because she is his tweetheart.
  
• What was the thunder cloud’s favorite gift to give on Valentine’s Day? A Box of Shocklates.
  
• How do werewolves send Valentines? By hair-mail!
  
• What’s the most romantic part of a fork? Its Valen-tines.

Silly and Cute Romance Jokes

• What’s red on the outside and has you on the inside? My heart. Ba-dum-bump!
  
• What did the scientist say to his sweetheart? We’ve got good chemistry.
  
• How did the doorbell propose to his sweetheart? He gave her a ring.
  
• What do owls say to declare their love? Owl be yours!
  
• What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend? Sherwood like to be your valentine.
  
• Why would you want to marry a goalie? Because he (or she) is a real keeper!
  
• Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? Because he wanted sweet dreams! 
  
• What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive! 
  
• Where did the hamburger take his date? To the meatball!
  
• Did you hear about the porcupine who lost his glasses? He fell in love with a pincushion!

Did you enjoy these jokes? Then you may like our “Valentine’s Day Knock Knock Joke” or have a different experience with our “Sad Quotes About Valentine’s Day.”