50 Hilarious Pumpkin Jokes for Halloween

Pumpkin Jokes – When people think of pumpkins, generally, it’s a simple vegetable. However, during the fall season, it is the prime decoration to prepare for Halloween. Whether it be fun jack-o-lanterns or pumpkin-shaped items, there is no shortage of pumpkins to see during the Halloween season. With all the creative things that are done with pumpkins, it should be no surprise that there are a few jokes about them. From punny one-liners to quips about the vegetable’s decorative feature, there is a range of jokes you can enjoy about the orange produce. Some of the best pumpkin jokes you can share for spooky season are as follows:

• What did one pumpkin say to the pumpkin who asked where the patch was? Ah, a talking pumpkin!
• What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin with a pumpkin.
• What do you call a group of pumpkin besties? #SquashGoals
• Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
• What kind of romance do pumpkins enjoy? A mushy romance.
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly.
• What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
• Why were the two pumpkins so close? They had deep roots.
• What do pumpkins and cats have in common? They both wait on the porch for you to get home.
• Why don’t pumpkins get into arguments? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
• Why did the pumpkin cross the road? Because it fell off the wagon.
• What genre do pumpkins enjoy the most? Pulp Fiction.
• Why do pumpkins sit outside people’s houses? They have no hands to knock on the door.
• What are gourds afraid of? Things that go pumpkin the night.
• When is an orange not an orange? When it’s a pumpkin.

Punny Pumpkin Jokes

• How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.
• What do surfers say on Halloween? Gourd vibes only, bro.
• Why was the gourd so gossip-y? To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
• How do gourds grow big and strong? By pumpkin iron.
• What did the farmer say when his gourds went missing? There’s pumpkin strange happening here.
• Who is the grand leader of all pumpkins? The Pumpking!
• What do you call a barking pumpkin? A gourd dog.
• What’s orange and goes “choo choo”. A pumpkin in train-ing.
• How do pumpkins talk to ghosts? They use a ouija gourd.
• Who helps the smaller pumpkins safely cross the street? The Crossing Gourd.
• What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.
• What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.
• What do you call a chubby Jack o ‘lantern? A plumpkin.
• What day of the week do pumpkins dread the most? Squash-urday!
• What do you call a pretty pumpkin? Gourgeous!

Other Cheeky Jokes Related to Pumpkins

• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
• Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed.
• How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.
• Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.
• What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.
• What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed.
• What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
• Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
• Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
• What did the jack-o’-lantern say to its barber? Surprise me!
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
• What did the pumpkin say to the pie maker? “Wouldn’t you rather use apples?”
• What did the pumpkin say to the jack-o-lantern? “Got a light?”
• Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
• Why don’t pumpkins get into arguments? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
• Why do pumpkins do poorly in school? Because eventually they end up with all their brains scooped out.
• Why are jack o’ lanterns so forgetful? Because they’re empty-headed.
• What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
• Why did the man slip on the pumpkin? It caught him off gourd.
• How do pumpkins greet each other? Happy Hollowing!

If you want to explore more jokes, check out our Monster Jokes and Halloween Knock Knock Jokes.