Star Wars Jokes

• • Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
    Because he has a green thumb.

• • Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
    To get to the Dark Side.

• • Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
    He always choked.

• • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

• • What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
    I yam your father.

• • Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
    He wore de-yoda-rant.

• • How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
    With Ewokie Talkies.

• • When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
    In the Sith Grade.

• • Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
    Because a Jedi must have patience.

• • What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?
    Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way…

• • What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
    A Sithy.

• • What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster?
    Time to get a new blaster!

• • How is Ducktape like the Force?
    It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

• • What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
    Vader Tots.

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My favorite Star Wars jokes

• • Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
    At the second-hand store.

• • Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
    Because he’s always making new friends!

• • Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
    Because the force is always with him.

• • Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
    At the Darth Maul, of course.

• • Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
    He always has the forks with him.

• • What do you call a nervous Jedi?
    Panicking Skywalker.

• • What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
    A Sith-Kabob!

• • What do you call a Jedi in denial?
    Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

• • Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?
    Grand Moff Turkeyn
  • What did Obi Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
    He took out a bank clone

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• • Which Jedi was also a pasty chef?
    Obi-Wan Cannoli.

• • What do Gungans put things in?
    Jar Jars.

• • What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
    Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

• • Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
    Obi Wan Baloney.

• • What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?
    A wattomobile.

• • What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
    Han So-high.

• • What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
    Chewie!

• • What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
    Wookieeleaks.

• • What do sand people use to find their enemies?
    Tuscan radar.

Star Wars Jokes about Darth Vader

• • How did Darth Vader know what to give Luke Skywalker for his Birthday?
    He felt his presence
  • Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
    To get to the Dark Side
  • What did Darth Vader say to R2D2 choose Luke instead of him?
    E Tu D2 (referenc to Brutus stabbing Julius Cesar)
  • How does Darth Vader get to different floors in Skyscrapers?
    He uses Ele-Vaders
  •  Where Would Darth Vader stay if he came to New York
    The Empire State Building
  • What measurement system does Darth Vader Use?
    The Imperial System
  • How did Luke Skywalker finally defeat Darth Vader
    He beat the sith out of him!

Back to more Star Wars Jokes

• • Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
    So it doesn’t Hang Solow!

• • What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan?
    A Yungan.

• • What position did Yoda play in baseball?
    Short Stop.

• • What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
    Game of Clones.

• • What do you call a Mexican jedi?
    Obi-Juan Kenobi.

• • What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice?
    PadaJuan.

• • Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
    So he could MEAT his destiny.

• • Which Jedi became a rock star?
    Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

• • Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
    Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.

• • Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
    He needed a bank clone!

• • What was Jango’s favorite pasta?
    Fett-ucine.

• • Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
    In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.

• • What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
    Obi-Juan Kenobi.

• • What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
    Do well, you will do!

• • What do you call two suns fighting each other?
    Star Wars.

• • Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
    Maize Windu.

• • What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase?
    A Hand Solo!

• • What do you call a pirate droid?
    Argh2-D2.

• • What do you call a female Mandalorian?
    A Womandalorian.

• • Who tries to be a Jedi?
    Obi-Wannabe.

• • How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

• • What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
    The outside.

Many more star wars jokes

• • What do Whipids say when they kiss?
    Ouch.

• • Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
    Darth Waiter.

• • What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?
    A ToYoda.

• • Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
    He stepped on Ant-hillies.

• • What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage?
    A Han Solo.

• • What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
    Bubba Fett.

• • Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
    Pizza Hutt.

• • What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
    A bow TIE.

• • How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
    Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.

• • Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
    To get to the other side.

• • Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
    To get to the other dementia.

• • Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
    Because they were serving Mon Calamari.

• • What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
    An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

• • What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
    One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

• • Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
    Because they always end up in a Tie.

• • Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
    Because they were too BOOT-iful!

• • Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
    It was dead.

• • Why did Yoda cross the road?
    Because the chickens Forced him to.

• • As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
    “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.

• • What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
    Mango Fett!

• • What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
    “The”.

• • How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
    With a woo-key.

• • Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
    So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”

• • Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
    The ship might crack up.

• • Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
    Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.

• • What is a jedi’s favorite toy?
    A yo-yoda.

• • Why was the droid angry?
    People kept pushing its buttons.

• • Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats?
    I heard they are a little Chewy.

• • What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
    It gets wet.

• • How does Darth Vader like his toast?
    On the Dark Side.

• • What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?
    X-wing Factor.

• • Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
    They’re afraid of whiplash.

• • “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

• • What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
    Baby Jawas.

The last 15 star wars jokes

• • What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
    Time to get a new chronometer.

• • What do you call a fight between film actors?
    Star wars!

• • How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
    He feels the presence.

• • Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
    Because he’s always a little short.

• • What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
    The appetizer.

• • How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
    None – they like it on the dark side!

• • How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
    None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.

• • What do you need to reroute droids?
    R2-Detour!

• • Does R2D2 have any brothers?
    No. Only transisters.

• • What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
    Adobe Wan Kenobi.

• • What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
    The Ackbar.

• • Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
    To find the hidden rebel bass.

• • Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke’s having trouble.
    Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”

• • How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
    He’d Wedge himself in.

• • What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
    May the floss be with you.