Easter jokes

• • Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
    John HOPkins.

• • What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
    Jelly beans!

• • Why was the little girl sad after the race?
    Because an egg beater!

• • What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
    A smarty pants.

• • What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
    Two points, just like anyone else.

• • What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
    A honey bunny!

• • What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
    Hop suey!

• • What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
    Eggs-austed.

• • How did the egg roll across the road?
    It just rolled, silly!

• • How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
    With a hare brush!

• • What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
    He cracked up.

• • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
    He does lots of hare-obics.

• • What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
    Have you heard any good yolks today?

• • Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
    He didn’t want to be hard boiled.

• • What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
    14 carrot gold.

• • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
    Hip Hop!

• • What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
    The Easter Barney!

• • What day does an egg hate the most?
    Fry-days.

• • How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
    Eggs mark the spot!

• • How do eggs stay healthy?
    They “Egg-cercize”.

• • What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    Hot cross bunnies!

• • What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
    A runny bunny!

• • What kind of plants do eggs keep?
    Eggplants, silly!

Many more easter jokes

• • What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
    It took ears off his life!

• • What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
    The ones with hoppy endings!

• • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    Bugs Bunny!

• • What do you call an egg from outer space?
    An “Egg-stra terrestial”.

• • Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
    Because they have four rabbits feet!

• • Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
    For the egg-stra innings!

• • How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
    With a hare-dryer!

• • How does Easter end?
    With a R!

• • What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
    Egg yolks!

• • What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
    They egg-cellerated.

• • What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    It’s been nice gnawing you!

• • What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
    I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

• • Why did the egg cross the road?
    Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!

• • How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
    He said it was eggs-cellent!

• • What did the egg say to the clown?
    You crack me up!

• • What came first, the chicken or the egg?
    Neither, the Easter Bunny!

• • How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare-plane!

• • Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
    They were afraid they would fry!

• • What did the eggs do on the Internet?
    They looked for a good egg-site!

• • Why did the Easter egg hide?
    He was a little chicken!

• • What part did the egg play in the movies?
    He was an “Egg-stra”.

• • What do you call a sleeping egg?
    Egg-zosted!

• • What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
    They lived hoppily ever after!

• • What sport are the eggs good at?
    Running!

• • What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
    An “Egg Head”.

• • What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
    A funny bunny!

• • Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?
    His brain would be fried.

• • Why won’t eggs go out at night?
    They don’t want to get “beat up”.

• • What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
    They went on a bunnymoon!

• • What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
    You’re “Egg-stra special”.

• • Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
    Because their cable was scrambled.

• • Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
    IHOP.

• • Why was the father egg so strict?
    He was hard-boiled.

• • Why did the egg go to school?
    To get “Egg-u-cated”.

• • How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
    Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?

• • How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
    They’re both famous for stuffing baskets

• • What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
    An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

• • How did the eggs leave the highway?
    They went through the “Eggs-it”.

• • Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Donna.
    Donna who?
    Donna want to decorate some eggs?

• • Knock, Knock
    Who’s there
    Easter
    Easter Who?
    Easter Bunny!

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alma.
    Alma who?
    Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur.
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

• • Knock, Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Ana
    Ana who?
    Ana-other Easter Bunny!

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sherwood.
    Sherwood who?
    Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like a chocolate bunny?

• • Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Some bunny
    Some bunny who?
    Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Harvey.
    Harvey who?
    Harvey good Easter everyone.

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Heidi.
    Heidi who?
    Heidi the eggs around the house.

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy Easter Bunny coming.

• • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.